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[quote name='summer27' timestamp='1335038033' post='1301670015']
[color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Fact of life: When a girl attains maturity, she wants to wear a bra - When a boy attains maturity, he wants to remove that bra .[/font][/color]
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[color=#333333]At a funeral,a heart shaped coffin was made for a Cardiologist.[/color]
[color=#333333]A Doctor started laughing.When asked y,he said "I am thinking of my funeral, i am a Gynecologist"[/color]
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[quote name='summer27' timestamp='1335038033' post='1301670015']
[color=#333333]Fact of life: When a girl attains maturity, she wants to wear a bra - When a boy attains maturity, he wants to remove that bra .[/color]
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[quote name='summer27' timestamp='1334746624' post='1301653979']
[color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]A Great Sex Philosopher Very Well Said . . . . " MARD Ki Taaqat Ka Andazaa uss Ke Zor Se Nahi . , Ladki Ke Shor Se Hota Hai"[/font][/color]
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[color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Pati:kal mere sapne me ek ladki ayi thi,kya ladki thi woh..awesome,[/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Patni:akeli ayi hogi?[/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Pati:tumko kaise pata?[/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Patni:uska pati mere sapne me aaya tha[/font][/color]

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[color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Missed call Theory - [/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]5 Missed calls from 5 different friends u missed a party.[/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]5 Missed calls from your GF,u mised a good screw.[/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]5 Missed Calls from your wife, you are SCREWED[/font][/color]

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[color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Height of PATIENCE :: A man standing in a queue to f*ck his own wife[/font][/color]

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[color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Height of LAZINESS :: Naked man sleeping on top of a naked woman expecting an earthquake to do the rest.[/font][/color]

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[color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Height of POVERTY :: Wife stitching husband's condom.[/font][/color]

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[color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Height of AMBITION :: An ant climbing on the leg of an elephant with an intent to rape.[/font][/color]

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[color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Height of INNOCENCE :: A girl applying clearasil to her nipples thinking they are pimples.[/font][/color]

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[color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]An old man was making love to a young girl. Suddenly started shaking badly! [/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Girl:what happened? [/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Man:Either i am 'coming' or i am 'going'![/font][/color]

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[color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Captain blackmails a lady on the ship - 'if u don't have Sex with me i will sink the ship' [/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]She messaged her husband - 'i saved 600 people 7 times in 2 days'[/font][/color]

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[quote name='summer27' timestamp='1335164953' post='1301674570']
[color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Height of LAZINESS :: Naked man sleeping on top of a naked woman expecting an earthquake to do the rest.[/font][/color]
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