Random Jokes/one-Liners..

[ManOnFire]

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Drawing is the second best thing that requires your hands and imaginative power to work simultaneously. ­...!!
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[summer27]

Women wake up yawning and men with an erection... Coincidence?

[summer27]

Luv is a complicated machinery. Sometimes all u need is a good screw to fix it

[summer27]

The problem with that Gayle-Priyanka Pepsi Ad is that you cant decide whose lips are bigger

[aamerica_seenu]

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Luv is a complicated machinery. Sometimes all u need is a good screw to fix it
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Vuncle FB la amazing facts anna page needhena

[summer27]

If a man f*ucks a man , he's called "GAY" If a man fucks 11 men , he's called "GAYLE"

[summer27]

If you f*uck a girl right, she won't talk to you after sex, either.

[summer27]

Latest news :

Gayle accused of ripping apart eleven in 90 minutes to become the worlds fastest rapist !!

[summer27]

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Vuncle FB la amazing facts anna page needhena
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..adi nenu kaadu mama..

[summer27]

To make her stop talking for once, kiss her. To make her stop talking forever, kiss her friend

[aamerica_seenu]

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..adi nenu kaadu mama..
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Vakey ,.. edo chinna doubt vachinunde... do u have any pages der?

[summer27]

Man surfing channels asks his wife: Darling,can i watch IPL cricket?
Wife: For god's sake watch porn,u already know how to play cricket.

[summer27]

Women are like Schools..
Fun between periods...

[summer27]

Sunny Leone has just bought a new Car in Delhi.. It's registration no. is D1CK BJ0069

[summer27]

Law of the Universe: No matter how sweet a girl is.. Down below she's always salty.