summer27 Posted April 23, 2013 Author Report Share Posted April 23, 2013 Who invented the blow job? Like who just wakes up one day and thinks "Today I will suck a d*ick" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raambabu Posted April 23, 2013 Report Share Posted April 23, 2013 [quote name='summer27' timestamp='1366735403' post='1303650757'] If a man f*ucks a man , he's called "GAY" If a man fucks 11 men , he's called "GAYLE" [/quote] [img]http://www.manadb.com/Smileys/default/Brahmi.gif[/img][img]http://www.manadb.com/Smileys/default/Brahmi.gif[/img] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
summer27 Posted April 23, 2013 Author Report Share Posted April 23, 2013 iPhone is the SALMAN KHAN of the mobile world. Expensive, Just one design, Same performance, No change or enhancement, Blind fan following. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Power Star Posted April 23, 2013 Report Share Posted April 23, 2013 [url="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-iCQji-U67n0/UNiROTRHhoI/AAAAAAAADTo/DWK9HOnYXrI/s1600/hooked.gif"][img]http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-iCQji-U67n0/UNiROTRHhoI/AAAAAAAADTo/DWK9HOnYXrI/s1600/hooked.gif[/img][/url] HBD Sachin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
summer27 Posted April 23, 2013 Author Report Share Posted April 23, 2013 Friend: "Dude, she has a boyfriend!". Me: "Yeah, so? Football has a goalkeeper, but it doesn't mean you can't score!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mustodu_Accountant Posted April 23, 2013 Report Share Posted April 23, 2013 [quote name='summer27' timestamp='1366743322' post='1303651882'] Friend: "Dude, she has a boyfriend!". Me: "Yeah, so? Football has a goalkeeper, but it doesn't mean you can't score!" [/quote] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
summer27 Posted April 24, 2013 Author Report Share Posted April 24, 2013 Wife ne b00bs hilake dikhaya.Hubs ne apna bahr nikal k dikhaya.Wife guse me-Mera matlb h dudwala kab ayega!Hsbd: mera mtlab hai 1 Ghante me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
summer27 Posted April 24, 2013 Author Report Share Posted April 24, 2013 Girl: What do u prefer? Breasts or Legs?? Kuljit: Choot..! . Girl slaps & says: "Randi Khana nahi hai Bhosdi ke, KFC ka counter hai ye" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Khadgam Posted April 24, 2013 Report Share Posted April 24, 2013 [img]http://www.manadb.com/Smileys/default/Brahmi.gif[/img] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
summer27 Posted April 28, 2013 Author Report Share Posted April 28, 2013 A 'cleave' hangs as per 'age.'.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
summer27 Posted April 28, 2013 Author Report Share Posted April 28, 2013 King ne railway reservation form mein Ling ke samne likha-3-4inch. Lady clerk-ye kya he?kato ise. King: kitna? Lady:pura. King-Ma chudao,Bus se chala Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
summer27 Posted April 28, 2013 Author Report Share Posted April 28, 2013 Public Toilet me likha tha:Duniya Chand Per Paunch Gayi Tu Yahin Baitha Hai? Baalu ne niche likh diya:Bas Dho Ke Ja Raha Hu Waha Pani Nhi Hai Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
summer27 Posted May 3, 2013 Author Report Share Posted May 3, 2013 Relationship Status of Sherlyn Chopra- Cucumber Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
summer27 Posted May 3, 2013 Author Report Share Posted May 3, 2013 Girlfriend : You're like an umbrella. Boyfriend : You mean I'm always here to protect you? Girlfriend : No, you stop me from getting wet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
summer27 Posted May 3, 2013 Author Report Share Posted May 3, 2013 Love is never having to say you're .......... for secretly masturbating in the toilet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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