Random Jokes/one-Liners..

[balu_gani]

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Wife ne b00bs hilake dikhaya.Hubs ne apna bahr nikal k dikhaya.Wife guse me-Mera matlb h dudwala kab ayega!Hsbd: mera mtlab hai 1 Ghante me
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[balu_gani]

[quote name='summer27' timestamp='1367584346' post='1303700573']
Relationship Status of Sherlyn Chopra- Cucumber
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[balu_gani]

mayya ekkada nunchi thesthav ee jokes...manchi time pass

[CQ5]

[quote name='summer27' timestamp='1366824500' post='1303656951']
Girl: What do u prefer? Breasts or Legs??
Kuljit: Choot..!
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Girl slaps & says: "Randi Khana nahi hai Bhosdi ke, KFC ka counter hai ye"
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[summer27]

Ltt

[Bukka_Rowdy]

one liner- >[img]http://lh6.ggpht.com/-8pvUP67Q3S0/UYNZO5BzNMI/AAAAAAAAA14/0HLEUFFxKtk/Nagarajuna-GreekuVeerudu-Step.gif[/img]

[summer27]

Rahul Gandhi is to Gandhis what Tushar Kapoor is to Kapoors.

[moviefan]

[quote name='summer27' timestamp='1364229712' post='1303484228']
Husband: aaj tumhari bahen ko Ghar per dekh kar badi khushi ho Rahi hai..
Wife: Jeans Pehan Lo! Pajame mein Khushi saaf Dikhai de Rahi hai..
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[Ladies_Tailor]

[quote name='summer27' timestamp='1336374811' post='1301749747']
[color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]It is said that when a woman closes her eyes, she sees the person she loves the most; and when a man does that... The slide show begins!![/font][/color]
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denemma.. it too much mama...

[CQ5]

[color=#333333]SUNNY LEONE has had one of the most successful career transformation.[/color]
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[Ladies_Tailor]

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[color=#333333]SUNNY LEONE has had one of the most successful career transformation.[/color]
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lol

[summer27]

Better "laid" than never...

[summer27]

A boy spends his time finding a girl to sleep with. A man spends his time looking for the woman worth waking up to.

[summer27]

The difference between "like" and "love" can be best described as "handjob" vs "blowjob"!

[summer27]

If true love finds a girl when she is eighteen, she would be pregnant with my sixth child now.