balu_gani Posted May 19, 2013 Report Share Posted May 19, 2013 [quote name='summer27' timestamp='1368972731' post='1303771904'] The difference between "like" and "love" can be best described as "handjob" vs "blowjob"! [/quote] mayya enti sunday DBing? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
summer27 Posted May 19, 2013 Author Report Share Posted May 19, 2013 Boy: Did it hurt? Girl: "Did what hurt?" Boy: When you fell from heaven. Girl:Awww Boy: Cuz your face is all f*ucked up Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
summer27 Posted May 19, 2013 Author Report Share Posted May 19, 2013 The government is basically bisexual. They f*uck everybody! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
summer27 Posted May 19, 2013 Author Report Share Posted May 19, 2013 Wife cannot be everywhere, hence God created hot secretaries....... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
summer27 Posted May 19, 2013 Author Report Share Posted May 19, 2013 Married women behave. Single women misbehave! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
summer27 Posted May 19, 2013 Author Report Share Posted May 19, 2013 Ladies, the best gift you can give him is a wrist watch - so that when he masturbates, he'll always remember you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
summer27 Posted May 19, 2013 Author Report Share Posted May 19, 2013 Boy: Tu dharti pe chahe jahan bhi rahegi,tujhe teri khushbu se pehchan loonga. Girl: Mujhe pehle se pata tha, tum kuttay ho.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
summer27 Posted May 19, 2013 Author Report Share Posted May 19, 2013 Girl: Talking, Guy: Is my zipper down? Girl: No.. Guy: Then why is your mouth open? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
summer27 Posted May 19, 2013 Author Report Share Posted May 19, 2013 Women: So hard to be pleased. Men: So Pleased to be Hard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
summer27 Posted May 19, 2013 Author Report Share Posted May 19, 2013 Restaurant Advertisement: We serve food as HOT as your neighbor's wife, and beer as COLD as your own wife. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ladies_Tailor Posted May 19, 2013 Report Share Posted May 19, 2013 [quote name='summer27' timestamp='1368972731' post='1303771904'] The difference between "like" and "love" can be best described as "handjob" vs "blowjob"! [/quote] keka Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
summer27 Posted May 19, 2013 Author Report Share Posted May 19, 2013 Save water have bath with neighbors daughter Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
summer27 Posted May 19, 2013 Author Report Share Posted May 19, 2013 Who is a Virgin? In France- Any Girl Who Is Below 16. In US- Any Girl Who Is Below 14. In Kabul- Any Goat Which Runs Faster than a Pathan! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crazyhorse Posted May 19, 2013 Report Share Posted May 19, 2013 summer mayya nuvvu hyderabad lo na undedi???? [img]http://www.andhrafriends.com/uploads/profile/photo-thumb-14958.jpg?_r=1340708135[/img] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ladies_Tailor Posted May 19, 2013 Report Share Posted May 19, 2013 [quote name='summer27' timestamp='1368977828' post='1303772083'] Who is a Virgin? In France- Any Girl Who Is Below 16. In US- Any Girl Who Is Below 14. In Kabul- Any Goat Which Runs Faster than a Pathan! [/quote] ardam kale bhaya??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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