summer27 Posted May 19, 2013 Author Report Share Posted May 19, 2013 [quote name='crazyhorse' timestamp='1368978050' post='1303772093'] summer mayya nuvvu hyderabad lo na undedi???? [img]http://www.andhrafriends.com/uploads/profile/photo-thumb-14958.jpg?_r=1340708135[/img] [/quote] bengaluru mama undedi.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
summer27 Posted May 19, 2013 Author Report Share Posted May 19, 2013 [quote name='Ladies_Tailor' timestamp='1368979803' post='1303772166'] ardam kale bhaya??? [/quote] ante aa na kodukulu goats ni kooda vadalaru ani..valla kanna fast parigethevi tappa vere annee screwed ani Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ladies_Tailor Posted May 19, 2013 Report Share Posted May 19, 2013 [quote name='summer27' timestamp='1368988631' post='1303772775'] ante aa na kodukulu goats ni kooda vadalaru ani..valla kanna fast parigethevi tappa vere annee screwed ani [/quote] vammo.. vallu antha kamandula.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
summer27 Posted May 19, 2013 Author Report Share Posted May 19, 2013 [quote name='Ladies_Tailor' timestamp='1368988709' post='1303772776'] vammo.. vallu antha kamandula.. [/quote] neeku teleeda? ivigo machu ki konni jokelu vesta ..they are popular jokes across the world.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
summer27 Posted May 19, 2013 Author Report Share Posted May 19, 2013 An arab at airport: - Name? - Abdul Al Razhib. - Sex? - Three to five times a week. - No, no, I mean: male or female? - Yes... male, female, sometimes camel. - Holly cow! - Yes... cow, dog, even sheep. - But isn't that hostile? - Horse style, doggy style, any style! - Oh, dear! - No, no... deer run to fast! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
summer27 Posted May 19, 2013 Author Report Share Posted May 19, 2013 A professor at the Auburn University was giving a lecture on Paranormal Studies. To get a feel for his audience, he asks, ‘How many people here believe in ghosts?’ About 90 students raise their hands. Well, that’s a good start. Out of those who believe in ghosts, do any of you think you have seen a ghost?’ About 40 students raise their hands. That’s really good. I’m really glad you take this seriously. Has anyone here ever talked to a ghost?’ About 15 students raise their hand. Has anyone here ever touched a ghost?’ Three students raise their hands. That’s fantastic. Now let me ask you one question further…Have any of you ever made love to a ghost?’ Way in the back, Ahmed raises his hand. The professor takes off his glasses and says ‘Son, all the years I’ve been giving this lecture, no one has ever claimed to have made love to a ghost. You’ve got to come up here and tell us about your experience.’ The Middle Eastern student replied with a nod and a grin, and began to make his way up to the podium. When he reached the front of the room, the professor asks, ‘So, Ahmed, tell us what it’s like to have sex with a ghost?’ Ahmed replied, “######, from way back there I thought you said Goats.” Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
summer27 Posted May 19, 2013 Author Report Share Posted May 19, 2013 Why don't they teach driver's ed. and Sex ed in the same day? It would be too hard on the camel. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
summer27 Posted May 20, 2013 Author Report Share Posted May 20, 2013 cleavage is the only age a woman likes to disclose! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ladies_Tailor Posted May 20, 2013 Report Share Posted May 20, 2013 [quote name='summer27' timestamp='1368990633' post='1303772853'] Why don't they teach driver's ed. and Sex ed in the same day? It would be too hard on the camel. [/quote] keka mama.. inta kammistsaaaa.... lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mahesh1 Posted May 23, 2013 Report Share Posted May 23, 2013 Pathan Puts His Hand on his Girlfriend's hand. While Driving from Islamabad to Lahore. She smiles and said: You can go Further. And Pathan Drives to Multan. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mahesh1 Posted May 23, 2013 Report Share Posted May 23, 2013 During The Match, Batsman LBW Hua: 1 Pathan Doosre Se: Log Hum ko Pagal Samajhty hain, Yahan to Sab Pagal Hain, Lagi Batsman ko hai Aur Cheekh Bowler Raha Hai. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mahesh1 Posted May 23, 2013 Report Share Posted May 23, 2013 Lecturer in a medical college class: Man's semen contains glucose. One of the female students had doubt and she asks: Then why it doesn't taste sweet? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ladies_Tailor Posted May 23, 2013 Report Share Posted May 23, 2013 bm. gud jokkes mama Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bukka_Rowdy Posted May 23, 2013 Report Share Posted May 23, 2013 [quote name='Bongumudda' timestamp='1369303165' post='1303787002'] Lecturer in a medical college class: Man's semen contains glucose. One of the female students had doubt and she asks: Then why it doesn't taste sweet? [/quote] [img]http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-_4TE_BUfYSc/UY45_V5vsnI/AAAAAAAAEsA/KeZ0etXUSC8/s1600/rt.gif[/img] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ManOnFire Posted May 23, 2013 Report Share Posted May 23, 2013 [quote name='summer27' timestamp='1368988575' post='1303772772'] bengaluru mama undedi.. [/quote] abaddam.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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