Random Jokes/one-Liners..

[ManOnFire]

[quote name='manmadudhu' timestamp='1371629288' post='1303869065']
mannn i hv booked him ccmpletely man.....
[/quote]


man how many people u book man.. just leave 1 to balu_noghani man

[aamerica_seenu]

[quote name='manmadudhu' timestamp='1371629288' post='1303869065']

mannn i hv booked him ccmpletely man.....
[/quote]

Dont book all mann ull get happy diseases mann

[smilysubbu]

[quote name='summer27' timestamp='1335250605' post='1301679183']
[color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]The Postal Department has issued stamps of "Vidya Balan" Men are confused which side to lick n paste !![/font][/color]
[/quote]
idi aithe rachha rachha asalu.. ee thread ni asalu morning nunchi chaduvutunee unna

[summer27]

After 3 yrs of divorce a man gained 30 kgs of weight. His Dr has advised him to stop celebrating!

[summer27]

I don't have dirty mind... I just have a SEXY imagination

[aamerica_seenu]

Ey ey ey summer back on track

[JabardasthJakkanna]

[quote name='summer27' timestamp='1334746720' post='1301653980']
[color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Salesgirl :Sir no smoking in d shop[/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Man: but i bought cigarettes frm ur shop.[/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Salesgirl: Sir we sell Condoms too, bt it doesn mean u start Fu-king us right here..[/font][/color]
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[img]http://lh3.ggpht.com/_KVkPY2XIbRQ/TWAgXprYLuI/AAAAAAAABCo/VzL0ae41lc4/brahmilaugh.gif[/img][img]http://lh3.ggpht.com/_KVkPY2XIbRQ/TWAgXprYLuI/AAAAAAAABCo/VzL0ae41lc4/brahmilaugh.gif[/img]

[summer27]

The only loss which gives a sense of achievement is the loss of one's "virginity"

[summer27]

Smallest resignation letter:
"Sir! Tell your wife to shave."

[nani8055]

Maaaya [img]https://lh4.googleusercontent.com/-KJFnUDGdiYI/TqM65KE0DZI/AAAAAAAAEtM/pRNJczM-8Ig/s150/NM-1.gif[/img]

[nani8055]

[quote name='summer27' timestamp='1374714573' post='1304007039']
Smallest resignation letter:
"Sir! Tell your wife to shave."
[/quote]

[summer27]

The longest five seconds in anyone’s life is waiting to press the “Skip Ad” button on YouTube.

[summer27]

The most dangerous question asked by a woman to a man: "Notice anything different?"

[summer27]

Ayesha Takia & Raasi can finish a 100 meters race by running just 99 meters

[CORLEONE]

[quote name='summer27' timestamp='1374715034' post='1304007055']
The most dangerous question asked by a woman to a man: "Notice anything different?"
[/quote]
who is that in ur disp pic ?