Random Jokes/one-Liners..

[summer27]

There is always a price to pay if love succeeds. It is called marriage.

[mukunda]

[quote name='summer27' timestamp='1374715092' post='1304007056']
Ayesha Takia & Raasi can finish a 100 meters race by running just 99 meters
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[CORLEONE]

[quote name='summer27' timestamp='1374715092' post='1304007056']
Ayesha Takia & Raasi can finish a 100 meters race by running just 99 meters
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then shakeela by 98 meters

[summer27]

[quote name='CORLEONE' timestamp='1374715102' post='1304007058']
who is that in ur disp pic ?
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[url="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pablo_Escobar"]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pablo_Escobar[/url]

[summer27]

These days love is measured in inches and cup sizes!

[summer27]

The world is not full of assholes. But, they are strategically placed so that you'll come across one every day.

[summer27]

Ladka-i love you
Ladki-meri chapal ka size pata hai ?
Ladka-aaj kal ki ladkiyan bhi na pyar hua nahi ki gift mangne lagti hai.

[summer27]

The doctor told me not to lift anything heavy for a few weeks... So now I have to sit down when I pee.

[summer27]

Nobody Types texts faster than pissed off Women...

[summer27]

Doggy style, because sometimes you both just hate looking at each others face.......

[summer27]

Wife:Yeh shirt pe lipstick ka nishan kahan se Aaya?
Hsbnd:Main khud pareshan hoon.
Maine us waqt Shirt to kya,
Pant bhi nahin pehni thi”

[gandhi]

[quote name='summer27' timestamp='1374676290' post='1304003631']
After 3 yrs of divorce a man gained 30 kgs of weight. His Dr has advised him to stop celebrating!
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[barney]

[quote name='summer27' timestamp='1366051773' post='1303607202']
SLICE is just a mango drink,not a mango flavored condom! Take it easy katrina..!! Dont give Kaamasutra expressions for an aamsutra ad
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lol

[aamerica_seenu]

[quote name='summer27' timestamp='1374714573' post='1304007039']
Smallest resignation letter:
"Sir! Tell your wife to shave."
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[aamerica_seenu]

[quote name='summer27' timestamp='1374715034' post='1304007055']
The most dangerous question asked by a woman to a man: "Notice anything different?"
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Ohh yaa 100% true