Random Jokes/one-Liners..

[aamerica_seenu]

[quote name='summer27' timestamp='1374715092' post='1304007056']
Ayesha Takia & Raasi can finish a 100 meters race by running just 99 meters
[/quote]

[summer27]

most people's pen drives need to be called "porn drives"

[bharatvasu]

[quote name='summer27' timestamp='1375026225' post='1304021476']
most people's pen drives need to be called "porn drives"
[/quote]


sooo true...

[summer27]

Strange situation in India:
1) Poonam pandey had to remove clothes to get a movie...
2) Sunny Leone had to wear clothes to get a movie

[summer27]

When a girl says "no," a guy hears it as "try again tomorrow."

[ILAQAT_MUFLIYA]

[quote name='summer27' timestamp='1375026225' post='1304021476']
most people's pen drives need to be called "porn drives"
[/quote]

I have a hard drive [img]http://www.desigifs.com/sites/default/files/2013/brahmi17.gif?1369595063[/img]

[aamerica_seenu]

Common more more we want more of summer

[summer27]

Cleavage is the universal currency - A girl who knows how to use it is the best entrepreneur in the world

[summer27]

After sex
1)call girl - Paise
2)girl frends - jaldi kapde do
3)padosan - fir kab aoge
4)wife - ab 2din kuch mat bolna
5)kamwali - ab to salary bada do

[summer27]

Suhag raat ko dulha bola: Priye bolo, aaj tujhe chand pe le jaun ya taaron me?
Dulhan: Pehle apna Rocket dikhao, phir decide karungi.

[Ladies_Tailor]

[quote name='summer27' timestamp='1375107894' post='1304024905']
After sex
1)call girl - Paise
2)girl frends - jaldi kapde do
3)padosan - fir kab aoge
4)wife - ab 2din kuch mat bolna
5)kamwali - ab to salary bada do
[/quote]

trueeeeeee

[summer27]

A boy comes to class with broken glasses!
Tchr:Wht happ?
Boy:I was kissing my GF.
Tchr:Bt how did ur glasses break?
Boy:She closed her legs!

[Ladies_Tailor]

[quote name='summer27' timestamp='1375111599' post='1304025218']
A boy comes to class with broken glasses!
Tchr:Wht happ?
Boy:I was kissing my GF.
Tchr:Bt how did ur glasses break?
Boy:She closed her legs!
[/quote]

?????????**

[summer27]

After operation, a girl to Dr: How soon can I resume my sex life? Dr: You are the first patient to ask this question after tonsil operation!!

[summer27]

Jeevan ki 3 Hakiikat.
School ki Ghanti.
Garib ka Darwaja.
Jawan Ladki.
INKO JAB BHI THOKOGE
BACCHE HI BAHAR NIKLENGE