Random Jokes/one-Liners..

[summer27]

Divided by jealousy, united by GOSSIP! - Women everywhere

[victor_raja]

[quote name='ILAQAT_MUFLIYA' timestamp='1375106727' post='1304024835']
I have a hard drive [img]http://www.desigifs.com/sites/default/files/2013/brahmi17.gif?1369595063[/img]
[/quote]
'nee yavva....

[victor_raja]

[quote name='Aunties_Tailor' timestamp='1375111943' post='1304025255']
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[/quote]

aadu kinda lips ni kiss settunnadu vuncle... adi joke....

[summer27]

Wife calls: I have Good &Bad News! Husband:Im very busy. Just Give Me the Good News. Wife:The Air Bags In Our New BMW Worked Perfectly FINE!

[summer27]

Every Man is Narendra Modi before Marriage.
After Marriage Everyone becomes Manmohan Singh.

[summer27]

Salim:CAN I HAVE SEX WITH U?
Anarkali:Apne bahut badi cheez maangli jahanpanah
Salim:Agar woh chez bahut badi hochuki ho,toh phir rehne do

[summer27]

Suhaag Raat Me Wife :
Muje Gabhrahat ho rahi Hai..
Husband : Tumhari PehLi Raat hai na IsLiye?
Wife : Nahi Ji Raat me Pehli Baar hai IsLiye.

[bharatvasu]

[quote name='summer27' timestamp='1375106645' post='1304024828']
Strange situation in India:
1) Poonam pandey had to remove clothes to get a movie...
2) Sunny Leone had to wear clothes to get a movie
[/quote]

nuvvu keka mayya...

[Ladies_Tailor]

[quote name='victor_raja' timestamp='1375116564' post='1304025858']


aadu kinda lips ni kiss settunnadu vuncle... adi joke....
[/quote]

ohh. k

[aamerica_seenu]

[quote name='summer27' timestamp='1375118828' post='1304026074']
Salim:CAN I HAVE SEX WITH U?
Anarkali:Apne bahut badi cheez maangli jahanpanah
Salim:Agar woh chez bahut badi hochuki ho,toh phir rehne do
[/quote]

[fake_Bezawada]

Andhra Pradesh tragedy one line joke

[balu_gani]

LTT

[Maximus]

[img]http://www.desigifs.com/sites/default/files/hhhhhhhhh.gif?1344628027[/img]
[img]http://www.desigifs.com/sites/default/files/hhhhhhhhh.gif?1344628027[/img]

[Simple123]

edi sticky thread ga pettali

[1HN_NH1]

ltt