Random Jokes/one-Liners..

[summer27]

Girl: Friday 1st show ke BALCONY ke CORNER wale 2 ticket book kar ke rakhna
Boy: CORNER wala ticket na mile toh

Girl: Toh fir PICTURE dekhenge

[summer27]

 When I see lovers names carved into a tree I don't think it's cute. I just think its strange how many people take knives on a date...
 

[summer27]

 Sardarni after sex:Kaha tha condom ke jagah rumal se mat karo.Ab rumal andar reh gaya na

Sardar:positive think rakh.Bacha pagri pehn ke niklega

[Avataar]

Welcome back   bl@st

[summer27]

A 60 year old billionaire came to the bar with his 25 year old wife
Friend: How did she marry u?
Man:I lied abt my age
Frnd:U said 45?
Man:No! I said 90

[summer27]

Welcome back    bl@st

 

 

Thank you !!

[Avataar]

Thank you !!

never mind !!

[summer27]

English question paper in school.
"Children make mistakes at night" (change the voice)
One boy wrote:
"mistakes at night make children!"

[summer27]

I stare because I care- my official breast cancer awareness slogan ;)

[summer27]

Chess was invented by a woman. The King can hardly move, the Queen has all the power and she ditches him and mates with the opposite king ..

[summer27]

Girls don't have ages in numbers, they have age groups ' baby' 'babes' ' bebe' n 'biji

[summer27]

Lovers Gonna Love ,
Haters Gonna Hate,
Masters gonna Masturbate....

[summer27]

Ek press wala Laluji se puchta hai
Aap ne apne ghar me 11bache kaise kiye?
To Laluji bole
Kyunki hum rubber se jyada rabdi ko use kiya hu na

[galiraju]

English question paper in school.
"Children make mistakes at night" (change the voice)
One boy wrote:
"mistakes at night make children!"

 

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[summer27]

In india we are Born free, taxed to death.