Random Jokes/one-Liners..

[summer27]

Q. What do women and police cars have in common?
A. They both make a lot of noise to let you know they are coming.

[summer27]

Q. What's a virgin and a balloon have in common ?
A. All it takes is one prick and its all over.

[summer27]

What's the best way to make your wife scream when you're having sex?
Call her up and tell her where you are.

[summer27]

What do Kodak film have in common with condoms?
Both capture the moment.

[cherlapalli_jailer]

welcome back after a long time

[Ladies_Tailor]

Lovers Gonna Love ,
Haters Gonna Hate,
Masters gonna Masturbate....

neyavva.. lol

[summer27]

Forget Magicians pulling out Rabits from Caps, Indian Women can pull out Money from Their Boo Bs

[summer27]

Men will be men n girls will become aunties

[summer27]

A nail salon should be named  “Handjobs”.

[sameer1384]

Success is like Pregnancy, everybody congratulates you, but nobody knows how many times u got f**ked to achieve it..

[Khadgam]

welcome back man....legendary thread...

[mahesh1]

Summer bhai...

[sameer1384]

*L({}

[SwamyRaRa]

K

[sameer1384]