Random Jokes/one-Liners..

[summer27]

Fact about women:They can see a hair of a girl on their husbands coat from 20 meters,but cant see a pillar from 2 meters while parking a car

[summer27]

Rakhi Sawant wud have started her political party with 'B*O*OB*S' as party symbol. Would have been interesting to see who doesn't press

[summer27]

People who voted Congress today are the same people who get back with their EX knowing the fact they'll screw them again..

[summer27]

Nobody knows Aam Aadmi of India the way Ekta Kapoor does. She keeps women happy with Saas-Bahu serials and men with Sunny Leone..

[fake_Bezawada]

abbah abbah after a long thread lechindhi

[summer27]

Baby Doll is a shocking video about the miserable life of an adult movie star who's forced into wearing clothes by a regressive society.

[summer27]

Mubaarak ho.. First time Sunny Leone ki aisi video ayi hai jise aap full volume pe dekh sakte ho!

[summer27]

Salman Khurshid said" Modi Napunsak hai"

Someone replied "modi se desh chalwana hai ya apni maa chudwani hai"

[summer27]

Panipuri S*e*x*t ~ Bhaiya thoda dheere dheere daalna, aur paani kam daalna!

[summer27]

Surprise sex means "Ashcharya-f*u*c*k-it-hona"

[summer27]

 Ladies, stop faking your orgasms, you're ruining a whole generation of men who think they're doing it right.

[summer27]

Love is cleavage.Show too little , no one will want you.Show too much , everyone will exploit you

[biscuit raju]

Salesgirl :Sir no smoking in d shop
Man: but i bought cigarettes frm ur shop.
Salesgirl: Sir we sell Condoms too, bt it doesn mean u start Fu-king us right here..

 

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[sethuraju]

Mods stick this page I say,, or I will bookmark this page

[summer27]

Fact about women:They can see a hair of a girl on their husbands coat from 20 meters,but cant see a pillar from 2 meters while parking a car