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[color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Man gets love bite on neck from secretary,goes home worried. [/font][/color] [color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]He gets and idea and [/font][/color][color=#333333

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[color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Wife: I demand good manners in bed just like at dining table.[/font][/color] [color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Husband climbs in to bed slowly,smiles and says :H

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Birth control pills really should be made for men. It makes more sense to unload a gun than to keep shooting at a bullet proof vest.

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A newly married man was standing in front of a mirror naked and was admiring his physique. - '2 inches more & I will be a king.'

Suddenly the wife comes in and says,'2 inches less and you will be a queen!' 

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Bengali women .... How nicely they introduce their husbands - "Yeh homaara HOBBY hai"

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Teacher:- What is the opposite of laughing?
Pappu:- F*u*c*k-ing
Teacher:- How is that
Pappu: Laughing is ha ha ha ha and  f*u*c*k-ing is ah ah ah ah
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Teacher:- What is the opposite of laughing?
Pappu:- F*u*c*k-ing
Teacher:- How is that
Pappu: Laughing is ha ha ha ha and  f*u*c*k-ing is ah ah ah ah

 

hehehhe...

 

Nuv super ehe

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A newly married man was standing in front of a mirror naked and was admiring his physique. - '2 inches more & I will be a king.'

Suddenly the wife comes in and says,'2 inches less and you will be a queen!' 

summer maya is back

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