Random Jokes/one-Liners..

[biscuit raju]

Why woman love GOLD more than their HUSBAND?
ANS: Gold has 24 carats & husband has only one carrot.

[complete_faking]

23 yr old girl got pregnant.

Mother: (Angrily shouts) "Who was that pig? Call him".

30 min later, a Rolce Royce stops in front of their house.

A matured grey hair man in a very expensive suit steps out.

Man: "I am sorry for the problem. But I can't marry her. If a Girl is born,
I give 2 stores, a villa & 2 millions.

If a Boy is born, I'll give 2 factories & 5 millions.

But in case of Miscarriage, suggest what should I do?"

Mother: PHUCK HER AGAIN!!

[mahesh1]

SOLID javab
Husband: Saare cooking show dekhti ho, Fir b theek se khana banana nahi aata???


Wife: Tum bhi to Blue film dekhte rehte ho....
Maine kabhi complain ki??? 

[mahesh1]

Women r crazy abt 4 things

Money

Makeup

Mobile

Neeche dekh...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Abey.. Tere neeche dekh

 

[mahesh1]

Y do women lik to hav sex with lights off?


Coz dey can't stand see a man have gud time

[mahesh1]

Santa was rejected at a job interview..
Wen he was asked to give an example on team work.. He said "gang rape" 

[mahesh1]

Teacher: y is sperm donation xpensive dan blood donation?

Student: simple madam... Hand made things r always expensive

[mahesh1]

Life' 

This is perhaps the most profound philosophy I have heard in recent times: 

"Life is like a penis - simple, relaxed and hanging free...

it's women who make it hard." 

[Khadgam]

[Ladies_Tailor]

Bm mams.. kumeesav poo

[summer27]

Boyfriend : Aaj fir tum per pyaar aaya hai... 

 

Girlfriend : Hila k sojaa mujhe bhukaar aaya hai..

[summer27]

English Marriage : You may kiss the bride.

 

Indian Marriage : You may now sleep with the stranger.

[timmy]

@3$%  @3$%

[summer27]

Puri raat sex k baad thaki hui Aurat Dr k pas Gayi"Mere pati ko s*e*x ki goli tumne di thi.

 

Dr-Ha.

 

Aurat-Sale biwi bhi apni deni thi na

[complete_faking]

Puri raat sex k baad thaki hui Aurat Dr k pas Gayi"Mere pati ko s*e*x ki goli tumne di thi.

Dr-Ha.

Aurat-Sale biwi bhi apni deni thi na

Hahahaha