Random Jokes/one-Liners..

[BAPURE]

A Chinese man’s wife dies 1 year after marriage… 

Santa Sardar tries to console Chinese but doesn’t know what to say..!!

Sardar : Hota hai yaar. Chinese thi, aur kitna chalti…  :- :P

[BAPURE]

 

Santa goes to a STD-PCO..

Santa to shopkeeper: O paaji ek phone karna hai..

Shopkeeper: haanji kijiye

Santa wahan lage notice par kuch padta hai aur shopkeeper to do thappad lagate hai..

Shopkeeper to santa: mujhe kyun mara?

Santa: oh ji yahan likha hai pehle 2 lagayen..

 

[summer27]

LTT

[SwamyRaRa]

   

[summer27]

My gf said, "You always blame everyone else when things go wrong"

I said.."And whose fault is that?"

[summer27]

She : Mohabbat Barsa dena tu mere upar

 

He : *masturbates*

[summer27]

English Marriage : You may kiss the bride.

 

Indian Marriage : You may now sleep with the stranger.

[summer27]

Boyfriend : Aaj fir tum per pyaar aaya hai... 

 

Girlfriend : Hila k sojaa mujhe bhukaar aaya hai..

[summer27]

Beti: Ma Gaon mein Fauji aaye hain

 

Ma:andar aaja inki niyat bahut kharab hoti hai

 

Beti:Ma fauji Pakistani hain

 

Ma:to bakri ko bhi andar le aa

[nenokkadineno1]

lol

 

[PSPKFan_NtChiruFan]

sooper

[arshad]

lol

[Dustbin]

2015 estaart

[Dustbin]

I made a HUGE mistake… I took my girlfriend to Subway, when she got her six inch sub she looked at me and she instantly knew I've been lying to her for years.

[ManOnFire]

I made a HUGE mistake… I took my girlfriend to Subway, when she got her six inch sub she looked at me and she instantly knew I've been lying to her for years.