BAPURE Posted October 9, 2014 Report Share Posted October 9, 2014 A Chinese man’s wife dies 1 year after marriage… Santa Sardar tries to console Chinese but doesn’t know what to say..!! Sardar : Hota hai yaar. Chinese thi, aur kitna chalti… :- :P Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BAPURE Posted October 9, 2014 Report Share Posted October 9, 2014 Santa goes to a STD-PCO.. Santa to shopkeeper: O paaji ek phone karna hai.. Shopkeeper: haanji kijiye Santa wahan lage notice par kuch padta hai aur shopkeeper to do thappad lagate hai.. Shopkeeper to santa: mujhe kyun mara? Santa: oh ji yahan likha hai pehle 2 lagayen.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
summer27 Posted November 4, 2014 Author Report Share Posted November 4, 2014 LTT Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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summer27 Posted November 4, 2014 Author Report Share Posted November 4, 2014 My gf said, "You always blame everyone else when things go wrong" I said.."And whose fault is that?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
summer27 Posted November 4, 2014 Author Report Share Posted November 4, 2014 She : Mohabbat Barsa dena tu mere upar He : *masturbates* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
summer27 Posted November 4, 2014 Author Report Share Posted November 4, 2014 English Marriage : You may kiss the bride. Indian Marriage : You may now sleep with the stranger. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
summer27 Posted November 4, 2014 Author Report Share Posted November 4, 2014 Boyfriend : Aaj fir tum per pyaar aaya hai... Girlfriend : Hila k sojaa mujhe bhukaar aaya hai.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
summer27 Posted November 4, 2014 Author Report Share Posted November 4, 2014 Beti: Ma Gaon mein Fauji aaye hain Ma:andar aaja inki niyat bahut kharab hoti hai Beti:Ma fauji Pakistani hain Ma:to bakri ko bhi andar le aa Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nenokkadineno1 Posted November 4, 2014 Report Share Posted November 4, 2014 lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PSPKFan_NtChiruFan Posted November 25, 2014 Report Share Posted November 25, 2014 sooper Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
arshad Posted November 25, 2014 Report Share Posted November 25, 2014 lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dustbin Posted February 18, 2015 Report Share Posted February 18, 2015 2015 estaart Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dustbin Posted February 18, 2015 Report Share Posted February 18, 2015 I made a HUGE mistake… I took my girlfriend to Subway, when she got her six inch sub she looked at me and she instantly knew I've been lying to her for years. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ManOnFire Posted February 18, 2015 Report Share Posted February 18, 2015 I made a HUGE mistake… I took my girlfriend to Subway, when she got her six inch sub she looked at me and she instantly knew I've been lying to her for years. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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