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[color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Man gets love bite on neck from secretary,goes home worried. [/font][/color] [color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]He gets and idea and [/font][/color][color=#333333

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[color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Wife: I demand good manners in bed just like at dining table.[/font][/color] [color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Husband climbs in to bed slowly,smiles and says :H

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Birth control pills really should be made for men. It makes more sense to unload a gun than to keep shooting at a bullet proof vest.

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 Ladka: “Janu Ab Hume Shadi Kar Leni Chahiye”

Ladki Gusse Se Boli: “, Tu Mazdoor Hai Mazduri Kar, Factory Ka Malik Ban Ne Ki Koshish Na Kar“

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Pak team on the flight, air hostess: Sir some coffee?

Pak: yes plZ.

Ah: Mocha or Latte?

Pak: Mauka to gaya, laate ghar mein pad hi jaayenge.

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Things we should be learning from dogs:
 
1. Love 
2. Trust
3. Loyalty
BUT 
What we learned - POSITION.
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Girl: If you will propose me with shortest sentence ever then only I will accept .. 
 
Boy: DEGI?
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Astrologer: Do u want to know about ur husband's future?
Wife: Not interested in his future. Tell me his past. I will decide his future.
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Mom:Kya khayega?
 
Normal person :Paav bhaji
 
Food blogger :crispy fried bread with a dollop of butter and mashed potato curry with spearmint
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Mom:Kya khayega?
 
Normal person :Paav bhaji
 
Food blogger :crispy fried bread with a dollop of butter and mashed potato curry with spearmint

 

 

Summer bro please continue your flow...

 

LTT

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