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The Warrior Posted June 20, 2015 Report Share Posted June 20, 2015 Salesgirl :Sir no smoking in d shopMan: but i bought cigarettes frm ur shop. Lol Salesgirl: Sir we sell Condoms too, bt it doesn mean u start Fu-king us right here.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
arshad Posted June 20, 2015 Report Share Posted June 20, 2015 Things we should be learning from dogs: 1. Love 2. Trust 3. Loyalty BUT What we learned - POSITION. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
summer27 Posted August 3, 2015 Author Report Share Posted August 3, 2015 ltt for humane and manonfire.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
summer27 Posted August 3, 2015 Author Report Share Posted August 3, 2015 Satire is being silly about the serious. Romance is the exact opposite Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mahesh1 Posted August 3, 2015 Report Share Posted August 3, 2015 Welcome back summer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
summer27 Posted August 3, 2015 Author Report Share Posted August 3, 2015 If a guy remembered your eye color after the first date you probably have small b*o*o*bs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
summer27 Posted August 3, 2015 Author Report Share Posted August 3, 2015 Welcome back summer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manjunath455 Posted August 3, 2015 Report Share Posted August 3, 2015 If a guy remembered your eye color after the first date you probably have small b*o*o*bs :giggle: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
summer27 Posted August 3, 2015 Author Report Share Posted August 3, 2015 What’s the difference between a new husband and a new dog? After a year, the dog is still excited to see you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
summer27 Posted August 3, 2015 Author Report Share Posted August 3, 2015 A an old man in his 70's walked into a bar. After a while, a girl with a purple, blue, red (rainbow) colorful hair came in. The old man kept staring at the girl. The girl got mad and said, “Hey old man, didn’t you do anything crazy when you were young. Old man replied, “I did, like f*cking a parrot and I was wondering if you were my daughter.” Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
summer27 Posted August 3, 2015 Author Report Share Posted August 3, 2015 A man is dying of cancer, but keeps telling people he is dying of AIDS. His son asked Dad why? He answered, so that when I am dead, no one will chase your mum. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
summer27 Posted August 3, 2015 Author Report Share Posted August 3, 2015 One night, as a couple lays down for bed, the husband starts rubbing his wife’s arm. The wife turns over and says “I’m sorry honey, I’ve got a gynecologist appointment tomorrow and I want to stay fresh.” The husband, rejected, turns over. A few minutes later, he rolls back over and taps his wife again. “Do you have a dentist appointment tomorrow too?” Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manjunath455 Posted August 3, 2015 Report Share Posted August 3, 2015 One night, as a couple lays down for bed, the husband starts rubbing his wife’s arm. The wife turns over and says “I’m sorry honey, I’ve got a gynecologist appointment tomorrow and I want to stay fresh.” The husband, rejected, turns over. A few minutes later, he rolls back over and taps his wife again. “Do you have a dentist appointment tomorrow too?” :giggle: :giggle: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
summer27 Posted August 3, 2015 Author Report Share Posted August 3, 2015 One night a policewoman pulls over a drunk driver. She politely asks him to step out of his car. He willingly does so. She says, “Anything you say can and will be held against you.” He replies “B*RE*ASTS.” Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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