Random Jokes/one-Liners..

[ManOnFire]

hi mayya

Hi ya...

[ManOnFire]

i am good, neeku PM chesa no reply

Tambaram lo tamil tambhila titti teesthunava

Choosa ya after long time eeyala open chesa DB... Chennai done...

[ChandraSekharCherukuri]

Choosa ya after long time eeyala open chesa DB... Chennai done...

iipudu eekada marii ? 

[KharjuraNaidu]

Hi ya...

 

 

how r u mayya

[summer27]

Johnny’s girlfriend was in labor with they first child. She was shouting out, “Get this out of me? Give me the drugs.”

 

She looked at him and said, “You did this to me you *******!”

 

He casually replied, “If you would care to remember, I wanted to stick it up your a*s*s but you said, ‘it’ll be too painful!’.”

[summer27]

A teenage daughter comes home in a rage.

 

‘I’ve just done s*e*x education in school today, Dad! You lied to me! You told me if I have sex before my sixteenth birthday, my boyfriend will die!’

 

Dad put's down the paper he is working on, takes the shotgun and says : ‘Oh, he will, sweetheart, he will.’ ”

[summer27]

Men are like…..Bananas.

The older they get, the less firm they are.

[summer27]

What is the difference between men and women?

A woman wants one man to satisfy her every need. A man wants every woman to satisfy his one need.

[summer27]

Men are like…..Vacations.

They never seem to be long enough.

[summer27]

Men are like…..Snowstorms.

You never know when he’s coming, how many inches you’ll get or how long he will last.

[ChandraSekharCherukuri]

 

Men are like…..Bananas.

The older they get, the less firm they are.

 

[summer27]

Ltt

[KharjuraNaidu]

Ltt

how r u mayya?

[simplee]

Nice thread

[Tadika]

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