summer27 Posted August 18, 2015 Author Report Share Posted August 18, 2015 Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. “Yes” is the answer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
summer27 Posted August 18, 2015 Author Report Share Posted August 18, 2015 Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are sexy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
summer27 Posted August 18, 2015 Author Report Share Posted August 18, 2015 Deadly insult - Whoever's willing to f*u*ck you is just too lazy to jerk off Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChandraSekharCherukuri Posted August 18, 2015 Report Share Posted August 18, 2015 Deadly insult - Whoever's willing to f*u*ck you is just too lazy to jerk off Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
summer27 Posted August 18, 2015 Author Report Share Posted August 18, 2015 A businessman boards a flight and is lucky enough to be seated next to an absolutely gorgeous woman.. They exchange brief hellos and he notices she is reading a manual about sexual statistics. He asks her about it and she replies, "This is a very interesting book about sexual statistics. It identifies that American Indians have the longest average penis and Polish men have the biggest average diameter. By the way, my name is Jill. What's yours?" He coolly replies, "Tonto Kawalski, nice to meet you." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
summer27 Posted August 18, 2015 Author Report Share Posted August 18, 2015 Q) What did Bill Gates' wife say to him on their wedding night? A) "Now I know why you named your company Microsoft!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
summer27 Posted August 18, 2015 Author Report Share Posted August 18, 2015 A wife went in to see a therapist and said, "I've got a big problem, doctor. Every time we're in bed and my husband climaxes, he lets out this ear splitting yell." "My dear," the shrink said, "that's completely natural. I don't see what the problem is." "The problem is," she complained, "It wakes me up!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
summer27 Posted August 18, 2015 Author Report Share Posted August 18, 2015 Tired of a listless sex life, the man came right out and asked his wife during a recent lovemaking session, "How come you never tell me when you have an orgasm?" She glanced at him casually and replied, "You're never home!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChandraSekharCherukuri Posted August 18, 2015 Report Share Posted August 18, 2015 A businessman boards a flight and is lucky enough to be seated next to an absolutely gorgeous woman.. They exchange brief hellos and he notices she is reading a manual about sexual statistics. He asks her about it and she replies, "This is a very interesting book about sexual statistics. It identifies that American Indians have the longest average penis and Polish men have the biggest average diameter. By the way, my name is Jill. What's yours?" He coolly replies, "Tonto Kawalski, nice to meet you." baa kocnham clear ga cheppu ardam kala Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
summer27 Posted August 18, 2015 Author Report Share Posted August 18, 2015 There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KOOL_KITTU Posted August 24, 2015 Report Share Posted August 24, 2015 There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL CITI_c$y Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
summer27 Posted August 26, 2015 Author Report Share Posted August 26, 2015 Bus Conductor : Bachche ka full ticket lage ga! Lady : Yeh to abhi nipple chusta hai! Conductor : Woh to is ka baap bhi choosta hai, to kya uska bhi aadha logi? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
summer27 Posted August 26, 2015 Author Report Share Posted August 26, 2015 tonto is common name among american indians, Kowalski is polish surname baa kocnham clear ga cheppu ardam kala Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
summer27 Posted August 26, 2015 Author Report Share Posted August 26, 2015 Ek sardar ki suhag raat thi, Sardar apni biwi ke peeche dalne laga to wo boli, na na sardar jee peeche nahi aage. Sardar Bola - tumhein kaise pata hai. Biwi Boli - Mera boy friend mere agay dalta tha Sardar Bola - Achcha, par mera boy friend to mere peeche dalta tha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
summer27 Posted August 26, 2015 Author Report Share Posted August 26, 2015 “A daughter asked her mother, "Mom, how do you spell 'scrotum'?" Her mom replied, "Honey, you should have asked me last night—it was on the tip of my tongue.” Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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