Random Jokes/one-Liners..

[summer27]

A doctor and his wife were having a big argument at breakfast. He shouted at her, "You aren't so good in bed either!" then stormed off to work.

By mid-morning, he decided he'd better make amends and called home.

"What took you so long to answer?" he asked. "I was in bed," she replied.

"What were you doing in bed this late?" "Getting a second opinion.” 

[summer27]

What is the difference between "ooooooh"and "aaaaaaah"? About three inches

[summer27]

How do you embarrass an archeologist?

Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from

[summer27]

Punch line - I wasn't born with enough middle fingers to let you know how I feel about you

[Spartan]

Punch line - I wasn't born with enough middle fingers to let you know how I feel about you

 

varni ne display pic lo unnodiki ippudu chusa first time..

 

Pablo Escobar......  Netflix lo Narcos ane series lo...veede hero...

[summer27]

The last time you were inside a woman was when you went to the Statue of Liberty.

[summer27]

varni ne display pic lo unnodiki ippudu chusa first time..

 

Pablo Escobar......  Netflix lo Narcos ane series lo...veede hero...

:) ..vaadi story wiki lo chaduvu..dimma tirigipotundi..

[Spartan]

:) ..vaadi story wiki lo chaduvu..dimma tirigipotundi..

 

cadiva indake..

 

a series lo same chupistunnad...

[summer27]

Why did God give men pe*nises? So they'd have at least one way to shut a woman up

[summer27]

Hey Sunny leone... I didn't recognise you with your clothes on..

[summer27]

A man noticed that his credit card had been stolen but didn't report it.

The thief was spending less then his wife

[arshad]

 

A man noticed that his credit card had been stolen but didn't report it.

The thief was spending less then his wife

 

 

adaggane thread lepav... nuvvu super

[summer27]

You know that nice tingly feeling you get when you're falling for someone?

 

That's common sense leaving your body.

[summer27]

Can you believe that my neighbor knocked at my door at 2AM!? Luckily, I was up playing my drums.

[summer27]

My wife told me she wanted the body of a stripper, but she screamed when I brought her one.