summer27 Posted August 26, 2015 Author Report Share Posted August 26, 2015 A doctor and his wife were having a big argument at breakfast. He shouted at her, "You aren't so good in bed either!" then stormed off to work. By mid-morning, he decided he'd better make amends and called home. "What took you so long to answer?" he asked. "I was in bed," she replied. "What were you doing in bed this late?" "Getting a second opinion.” Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
summer27 Posted September 9, 2015 Author Report Share Posted September 9, 2015 What is the difference between "ooooooh"and "aaaaaaah"? About three inches Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
summer27 Posted September 9, 2015 Author Report Share Posted September 9, 2015 How do you embarrass an archeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
summer27 Posted September 9, 2015 Author Report Share Posted September 9, 2015 Punch line - I wasn't born with enough middle fingers to let you know how I feel about you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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summer27 Posted September 9, 2015 Author Report Share Posted September 9, 2015 The last time you were inside a woman was when you went to the Statue of Liberty. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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summer27 Posted September 9, 2015 Author Report Share Posted September 9, 2015 Why did God give men pe*nises? So they'd have at least one way to shut a woman up Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
summer27 Posted September 9, 2015 Author Report Share Posted September 9, 2015 Hey Sunny leone... I didn't recognise you with your clothes on.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
summer27 Posted September 9, 2015 Author Report Share Posted September 9, 2015 A man noticed that his credit card had been stolen but didn't report it. The thief was spending less then his wife Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
arshad Posted September 9, 2015 Report Share Posted September 9, 2015 A man noticed that his credit card had been stolen but didn't report it. The thief was spending less then his wife adaggane thread lepav... nuvvu super Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
summer27 Posted September 10, 2015 Author Report Share Posted September 10, 2015 You know that nice tingly feeling you get when you're falling for someone? That's common sense leaving your body. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
summer27 Posted September 10, 2015 Author Report Share Posted September 10, 2015 Can you believe that my neighbor knocked at my door at 2AM!? Luckily, I was up playing my drums. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
summer27 Posted September 10, 2015 Author Report Share Posted September 10, 2015 My wife told me she wanted the body of a stripper, but she screamed when I brought her one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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