summer27 Posted September 10, 2015 Author Report Share Posted September 10, 2015 A Resume should be like a skirt, long enough to cover the basics, short enough to keep them interested… Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
summer27 Posted September 10, 2015 Author Report Share Posted September 10, 2015 Girls are like roads, more the curves, more the dangerous they are Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
summer27 Posted September 10, 2015 Author Report Share Posted September 10, 2015 Masturbation is like procrastination, it's all good and fun until you realize you are only fuc*king yourself! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
summer27 Posted September 10, 2015 Author Report Share Posted September 10, 2015 Girlfriend: go out and get something that makes me look sexy.. Boyfriend came back home drunk.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
summer27 Posted September 10, 2015 Author Report Share Posted September 10, 2015 I'm trying to finish writing a script for a p*orno movie, but there are just too many holes in the plot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KharjuraNaidu Posted September 10, 2015 Report Share Posted September 10, 2015 I'm trying to finish writing a script for a p*orno movie, but there are just too many holes in the plot. :) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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arshad Posted September 10, 2015 Report Share Posted September 10, 2015 ala ooge badulu nuvvu o joke cheppochuga Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
summer27 Posted September 18, 2015 Author Report Share Posted September 18, 2015 Never trust a man with short legs… his brain’s too near his bottom Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
summer27 Posted September 18, 2015 Author Report Share Posted September 18, 2015 War is God's way of teaching Americans geography - Ambrose Bierce Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
summer27 Posted September 18, 2015 Author Report Share Posted September 18, 2015 Teacher asks children, meeru future lo em avvalanukuntunnaru? Ram : nenu pilot avuta. Vinod : nenu doctor avuta. Deepa : nenu manchi ammani avuta. Ravi : nenu deepa ki help chesta. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
summer27 Posted September 18, 2015 Author Report Share Posted September 18, 2015 టీచర్: నువ్వు పెద్దవాడివా, మీ డాడీ పెద్దవాడా.... స్టూడెంట్: నేనే... టీచర్: అదెలా.. స్టూడెంట్: నేను మా మమ్మీ పాలు తాగడం ఎప్పుడో మానేశా.. మా డాడీ ఇంకా మానేయలేదు. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
summer27 Posted September 18, 2015 Author Report Share Posted September 18, 2015 స్నేహ: నాకు రాత్రి భయంకరమైన కల వచ్చింది. లత: ఏమిటి.. స్నేహ: ఎవరో కత్తితో పొడిచి చంపినట్లు కల వచ్చింది. లత: భయపడకు.. కలలు నిజమైతే నేను ఎన్నిసార్లు ప్రెగ్నెంట్ అయ్యేదాన్నో.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
summer27 Posted September 18, 2015 Author Report Share Posted September 18, 2015 కుమారుడు: డాడీ... నీది లవ్ మ్యారేజీ కదా... తండ్రి: అవును.... నీకెలా తెలుసు... కుమారుడు: నా డేట్ ఆఫ్ బర్త్‌కి, మీ పెళ్లికి మధ్య కేవలం ఐదు నెలల తేడా మాత్రమే ఉంది. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
summer27 Posted September 18, 2015 Author Report Share Posted September 18, 2015 పడకగదిలో భార్యాభర్తలు ఇలా... భర్త: లైట్ ఎందుకు వేస్తున్నావే.. భార్య: వేయకపోతే ప్రమాదమండీ... భర్త: ఏం... భార్య: మొన్న మీరు టూర్ వెళ్లారనే విషయమే మరిచిపోయా... రాత్రి లైట్ ఆర్పేసి పడుకున్నానా... మీరే అనుకున్నా... తీరా చూస్తే అతను పక్కింటాయన.. ఎప్పుడు జొరబడ్డాడో... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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