Random Jokes/one-Liners..

[summer27]

Life without women would be a pain in the a*s*s, literally.

[Maximus]

[TelugoduNenu]

poni ne uri nadiboddulo chusundama place nuvu cheppina sare nannu cheppamanna sare time nuvu cheppina sare nannu cheppamanna sare eppududaina sare akkadina sare kattulatho kadura kanti chuputho champesta!!

 

[ipaddress0]

Two friends were watchin Bungee Jumping
First one asked "u want to try"?
Other guy replied"No Way!I I was born because of rubber that broke, don't want to die the same way

lmao CITI_c$y

[ipaddress0]

Teacher asks children, meeru future lo em avvalanukuntunnaru?

Ram : nenu pilot avuta.
Vinod : nenu doctor avuta.
Deepa : nenu manchi ammani avuta.
Ravi : nenu deepa ki help chesta.

:giggle:

[ipaddress0]

Bus Conductor : Bachche ka full ticket lage ga!
Lady : Yeh to abhi nipple chusta hai!
Conductor : Woh to is ka baap bhi choosta hai, to kya uska bhi aadha logi?

vayyyoooooo CITI_c$y

[TelugoduNenu]

Man gets love bite on neck from secretary,goes home worried.
He gets and idea and allows dog to jump on him,then shouts "oh he bit my neck!"
Wife removes bra and says..See what he did to my B O O B S

 

[arshad]

Student: Sir in ladkiyon ki Chadi par phool ki Print kyun hoti hai?
Sir: Iss Chaddi k andar jitne Shahid hue hai, unke liye Shraddhanjali hoti hai.

:3D_Smiles:

[Maximus]

poni ne uri nadiboddulo chusundama place nuvu cheppina sare nannu cheppamanna sare time nuvu cheppina sare nannu cheppamanna sare eppududaina sare akkadina sare kattulatho kadura kanti chuputho champesta!!

 

[TelugoduNenu]

[Maximus]

 

 

 

 

[TelugoduNenu]

 

Inception lo Deception telusa ?

[Maximus]

Inception lo Deception telusa ?

 

Inception lo DiCaprio telusu..

[arshad]

Inception lo DiCaprio telusu..

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rJ6tOGCriFs

[Maximus]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rJ6tOGCriFs