Random Jokes/one-Liners..

[summer27]

ltt

[KharjuraNaidu]

ltt

Happy weekend Mayya 

[summer27]

Happy weekend Mayya 

Thanks Humane..nuvvu emi doing weekend??

[KharjuraNaidu]

Thanks Humane..nuvvu emi doing weekend??

 

 

Inka 1 day undhi :(

 

 

you in BLR??

[summer27]

Inka 1 day undhi :(

 

 

you in BLR??

yes..in BLR

[KharjuraNaidu]

yes..in BLR

ekkada mayya undedhi

[summer27]

A man goes into a library and asks the librarian, "Do you have any books for dudes with little dicks?"

 

She replies, "We have one, I don't know if it's not in yet."

 

The guy frowns, "That's the one..."

[summer27]

A man comes home one day and brags to his wife, "I bought Olympic condoms. How about we try out a gold one tonight?"

 

His wife replies, "How about we try a silver one instead? You can try to come second for a change."

[summer27]

A doctor specializing in circumcision retires after 30 years on the job. He kept all of the foreskins from all of the circumcisions he has ever performed. In remembrance of his career, he goes to a leathersmith and tells him to make something out of them.

 

A week later he presents the doctor with a wallet. The doctor asks him, "This is all you could make out of all of those foreskins?"

 

The leathersmith replies, "It's kinda cold in here. Stroke it a little and you'll have yourself a briefcase."

[summer27]

 Son: Dad! I just went on a date with the neighbor's daughter Jane, and I think I love her!

Father: Oh no, I'm sorry I never told you son. She is my daughter. Don't tell your mother.

 

*A few weeks pass and the son goes out with another girl*

 

Son: Dad! Dad! I met an even hotter girl! I think I love her! It's the other neighbor's daughters Sally!

Father: Oh no, I'm sorry I never told you son. She is my daughter too. Don't tell your mother.

 

*This happened several times and finally the son goes to his mother in anger*

 

Son: Mom! Mom! I've fallen in love with twelve girls, but dad keeps telling me he's their father!

Mom: Don't worry about what he says, he's not your father.

[summer27]

A blonde goes into the gynecologist. When he asks her what the problem is she replies, "Something is extremely wrong. I keep finding postage stamps from Costa Rica in my vagina!"

 

He takes a look and laughs, "Dear, those aren't stamps. Those are stickers from the bananas."

[arshad]

 

A blonde goes into the gynecologist. When he asks her what the problem is she replies, "Something is extremely wrong. I keep finding postage stamps from Costa Rica in my **!"

 

He takes a look and laughs, "Dear, those aren't stamps. Those are stickers from the bananas."

 

 

[summer27]

Ltt

[summer27]

“A couple were in the bathroom getting ready for work when the husband looked at his wife and said, "I gotta have you!" He backed her up against the bathroom door, pulled down her panties, and ravaged her. He knew he was doing great because she screamed and wiggled more than she ever had before.

When he was finished, he started putting his clothes back on and when he noticed his wife still writhing against the door he said, "That was the best, honey. You've never moved like that before, you didn't hurt yourself, did you?" And his wife replied, "No, no. I'll be okay once I can get this old doorknob out of my a*ss.” 

[summer27]

A man and a woman meet in an elevator. "Where are you heading today?" the man asks.

"I'm going down to give blood."

"How much do you get paid for giving blood?"

"About $20."

"Wow," says the man, "I'm going up to donate sperm, and the sperm bank pays $100." The woman angrily gets off the elevator.

The next day, the man and woman meet in the elevator again.

"Fancy meeting you again. Where you off to today?"

"Sperm bank," she says with her mouth full.