Enrique Posted February 16, 2016 Report Share Posted February 16, 2016 Notice at Church: Do nt leave ur mobiles, purses, wallets, handbags, girl friends unattended.Others may think it is an answer to their prayers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
summer27 Posted February 17, 2016 Author Report Share Posted February 17, 2016 Love is like a machine... sometimes you need a good screw to fix it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
summer27 Posted February 17, 2016 Author Report Share Posted February 17, 2016 Valentines week is Diwali for Condom manufacturers... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
summer27 Posted February 17, 2016 Author Report Share Posted February 17, 2016 P*orn stars concentrate only on the first five letters of entertainment. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
summer27 Posted February 17, 2016 Author Report Share Posted February 17, 2016 BEFORE SEX: you help each other get naked. AFTER SEX: you only dress yourself. Moral of the story, in life, no one helps you once ur f*cked Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
summer27 Posted February 17, 2016 Author Report Share Posted February 17, 2016 Condom sex is like when you burn your tongue and can't taste anything but you still eating cuz you hungry...!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joy Posted February 17, 2016 Report Share Posted February 17, 2016 Salesgirl :Sir no smoking in d shopMan: but i bought cigarettes frm ur shop.Salesgirl: Sir we sell Condoms too, bt it doesn mean u start Fu-king us right here.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
arshad Posted February 17, 2016 Report Share Posted February 17, 2016 BEFORE SEX: you help each other get naked. AFTER SEX: you only dress yourself. Moral of the story, in life, no one helps you once ur f*cked Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
summer27 Posted February 20, 2016 Author Report Share Posted February 20, 2016 Some one asking me "What is 79" ? answer: 69 + service tax + Vat = '79' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
summer27 Posted February 20, 2016 Author Report Share Posted February 20, 2016 May all our up's & down's be between the sheets ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
summer27 Posted February 20, 2016 Author Report Share Posted February 20, 2016 3 stages of girls life: -birth -"Mai kaisi lag rahi hun" -death Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
imperial9 Posted February 20, 2016 Report Share Posted February 20, 2016 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
summer27 Posted February 20, 2016 Author Report Share Posted February 20, 2016 Kiss: The best way to shut a girl up! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
summer27 Posted February 20, 2016 Author Report Share Posted February 20, 2016 3 LIFE RULES ~ •Don’t shop when u r hungry •Don’t date when u r horny •Don’t call when u r drunk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
arshad Posted February 20, 2016 Report Share Posted February 20, 2016 Kiss: The best way to shut a girl up! Summer in us Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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