Random Jokes/one-Liners..

[Enrique]

Notice at Church: Do nt leave ur mobiles, purses, wallets, handbags, girl friends unattended.Others may think it is an answer to their prayers

 

[summer27]

Love is like a machine... sometimes you need a good screw to fix it.

[summer27]

Valentines week is Diwali for Condom manufacturers...

[summer27]

P*orn stars concentrate only on the first five letters of entertainment.

[summer27]

BEFORE SEX: you help each other get naked. AFTER SEX: you only dress yourself.

Moral of the story, in life, no one helps you once ur f*cked

[summer27]

Condom sex is like when you burn your tongue and can't taste anything but you still eating cuz you hungry...!!!

[joy]

Salesgirl :Sir no smoking in d shop
Man: but i bought cigarettes frm ur shop.
Salesgirl: Sir we sell Condoms too, bt it doesn mean u start Fu-king us right here..

[arshad]

BEFORE SEX: you help each other get naked. AFTER SEX: you only dress yourself.

Moral of the story, in life, no one helps you once ur f*cked

[summer27]

Some one asking me "What is 79" ?

 

answer: 69 + service tax + Vat = '79'

[summer27]

May all our up's & down's be between the sheets !

[summer27]

3 stages of girls life:

 

-birth

-"Mai kaisi lag rahi hun"

-death

[imperial9]

[summer27]

Kiss: The best way to shut a girl up!

[summer27]

3 LIFE RULES ~ •Don’t shop when u r hungry •Don’t date when u r horny  •Don’t call when u r drunk

[arshad]

Kiss: The best way to shut a girl up!

Summer in us