Random Jokes/one-Liners..

[crazymatta]

[summer27]

I am dating with my Right hand and cheating on my left hand..

[summer27]

Burj khalifa is known for height
&
Mia khalifa is known for depth

[summer27]

If Sex is the question ... 'No' is the wrong Answer !!!

[summer27]

A woman's nipples and a man's testicles, are the best weather apps. 

[summer27]

Indians will wait 25 years to have sex but not 25 seconds for the traffic signal to turn green.

[summer27]

Gujarati boy : hello kem cho?
Delhi boy : Abey ban cho

[summer27]

Irony of a woman
All day puts on make up,Puts on a Se*xy Perfume & Make d best hairstyle
Finaly Ppl look at her & say
Wow,nice bo()bs nice a*ss

[summer27]

A naked woman robbed a bank yesterday. Nobody could remember her face.

[summer27]

When a woman puts on a low cut shirt, she’s basically saying she wants to win all arguments for the day

[kothibava]

1 hour ago, summer27 said:

When a woman puts on a low cut shirt, she’s basically saying she wants to win all arguments for the day

oh.....ok

[summer27]

Ltt

[SwamyRaRa]

43 minutes ago, summer27 said:

Ltt

Lol

[summer27]

Marry her if she know the art of "making the bed"

[summer27]

Son : Dad, are mermaids fish or women? 
Dad : It depends whether you're hungry or horny!