Random Jokes/one-Liners..

[summer27]

Starbucks ain't that expensive, considering what Victoria's Secret charges per cup !

[summer27]

The hardest time in a man's life is between puberty & impotence

[Luke]

[summer27]

Dear Boys, girls are foodie that doesn't mean 

Everytime you will say "Muh Me Lelo"

[ziboomba1]

ఓస్, శోభన మంటే ఇంతేనా, ఇదైతే మాఈరిగాడు రోజు చేస్తాడుగా!
నేనింకా ఏమిటో అనుకున్నానందట, అమాయక పెళ్లికూతురు

[ziboomba1]

చాదస్తపు మొగుడు చెబితే వినడు గిల్లితే ఏడుస్తాడు
విషయం తక్కువ ఊపుడెక్కువ
బావా అని పలకరిస్తే రావా అని కొంగు పట్టుకున్నాడట

[summer27]

Being in a relationship & being in a hospital are kind of the same.

Everyone asks "Serious hai kya ?"

[summer27]

Women brag ..... Men grab

[summer27]

Men want to f*uc*k women but want to marry virgin.
Women wants men to be a great fu*cke*r, but they don’t allow them to practice elsewhere....

[ilakatamaflia]

Haha summer bro is back 

[summer27]

Main aaj oral loongi.

Students : Madam Mera, Madam Mera...

[summer27]

She :- you look good in clean shave
He :- you too

[summer27]

t*its are women's breast friend.

[summer27]

Why is sex such a taboo while pregnancy a celebration? 
Why the need to hide the process but applaud the product?

[summer27]

In lust, you fu*ck. 
In love, you are fuc*ked.