Random Jokes/one-Liners..

[summer27]

"Quick, have sex with me, I'll explain later" -- (most) MEN

[summer27]

WINTER TIPS
Morning : Two EGGS with MILK
Evening : Two PEGS with CHIPS
Night :      Two LEGS with HIPS

[summer27]

Most of the girls don't watch p*orn just because when websites ask their age, they refuse to answer.

[summer27]

When a bengali girl says.......
Gola daba do mera!!", 

It means..........
.. 
.. 
.. 
Press my neck!

[summer27]

All the men are like "Spider Man". They end up with sticky hands after using the web!!

[summer27]

Sexiest break up line for guys ~ "I have no 'hard' feelings for you"

[summer27]

Forget human; even when two batteries are in 69 position, generate current.

[Bhai]

2 hours ago, summer27 said:

When a bengali girl says.......
Gola daba do mera!!", 

It means..........
.. 
.. 
.. 
Press my neck!

lol

[reality]

Kk

[snake_]

k

[Bhai]

On 2/8/2017 at 4:16 PM, snake_ said:

k

lite

[rrc_2015]

On 1/25/2017 at 11:55 PM, summer27 said:

When a bengali girl says.......
Gola daba do mera!!", 

It means..........
.. 
.. 
.. 
Press my neck!

E joke artham kaale

[summer27]

GF before date- sab moh maya hai.
After date- sab munh me aaya hai..

[summer27]

Taking your girl out for Paani Puri date is the best way to find out how big is her mouth to give you a bj.

[summer27]

Sometimes, when I'm in bed...

Alone with my thoughts.

I reflect on my life decisions...contemplate change...

...then I usually surf porn