Random Jokes/one-Liners..

[summer27]

In the bedroom,
there’s a big difference between “don’t, stop” and “don’t stop”

[summer27]

A dirty book is rarely dusty . . .

[summer27]

Our national game is mostly, playing with others feelings..

[summer27]

Masturbation means never having to hear, "No."

[summer27]

On 2/11/2017 at 7:37 AM, rrc_2015 said:

E joke artham kaale

Jokes post cheyyadame oka pani anukuntunte..daani explanation kooda veyyalante kashtam bhayya..

[Recyclebin]

On 2/11/2017 at 9:07 PM, rrc_2015 said:

E joke artham kaale

Hindi lo gola ante round or circular ani

gala ante neck ani

Bengalis' a ni o la prnounce chestaru  inaka ardam kaledante 

 

[r2d2]

[Bhai]

On 2/11/2017 at 7:37 AM, rrc_2015 said:

E joke artham kaale

   hindi nercu ko bro

[summer27]

I'm not in the mood to f*uck around today.. just straight f*ucking will do.

[summer27]

In a Office two women were discussing about the New Male Colleague.

1st Woman: He Dresses very well.

2nd Woman: And very Quickly also!!

[summer27]

So when Aladdin rubs something and gets rich it's a fairy tale but when other girls do it it's prostitution?

[Quickgun_murugan]

On ‎2‎/‎21‎/‎2017 at 10:32 AM, Recyclebin said:

Hindi lo gola ante round or circular ani

gala ante neck ani

Bengalis' a ni o la prnounce chestaru  inaka ardam kaledante 

 

[Picha lite]

On 2/20/2017 at 10:04 PM, summer27 said:

Taking your girl out for Paani Puri date is the best way to find out how big is her mouth to give you a bj.

[Quickgun_murugan]

On ‎10‎/‎6‎/‎2016 at 9:38 PM, summer27 said:

Indians will wait 25 years to have sex but not 25 seconds for the traffic signal to turn green.

 

On ‎10‎/‎6‎/‎2016 at 9:30 PM, summer27 said:

Burj khalifa is known for height
&
Mia khalifa is known for depth

 

[himacream]

On 11/4/2016 at 2:54 PM, ziboomba1 said:

ఓస్, శోభన మంటే ఇంతేనా, ఇదైతే మాఈరిగాడు రోజు చేస్తాడుగా!
నేనింకా ఏమిటో అనుకున్నానందట, అమాయక పెళ్లికూతురు

 

On 11/4/2016 at 2:56 PM, ziboomba1 said:

చాదస్తపు మొగుడు చెబితే వినడు గిల్లితే ఏడుస్తాడు
విషయం తక్కువ ఊపుడెక్కువ
బావా అని పలకరిస్తే రావా అని కొంగు పట్టుకున్నాడట