Random Jokes/one-Liners..

[summer27]

I'd rather be busy f**ucking, than f**ucking busy.

[summer27]

When sh*it happens turn it into fertilizer.

[Picha lite]

2 hours ago, summer27 said:

When sh*it happens turn it into fertilizer.

Hello Thatha... nice thread 

[mahesh1]

Medical College Professor to a girl student : "Which human body part expands 5 times its normal size...?" 😳😳😳
Girl Student : "Sir I can't answer this question, it's too embarrassing...😔😔😔
Professor asked the same question to a male student.
Male Student : "It's the Pupil of a human eye..."👁
Professor : "Correct."
Then Professor turned to the female student and said : "Listen lady, Not only your thinking is wrong but your expectations are also very high...
5 times is too much...!!! " 

[Tadika]

[summer27]

A handjob it's a woman's way of saying I like you but not enough to blow you.

[summer27]

Always be a man enough to your woman, where she never needs to fake smiles or orgasms !

[summer27]

Mankind is the most intelligent creature on the planet yet most of us choose to be idiots.

[Quickgun_murugan]

On 4/18/2012 at 4:54 AM, summer27 said:

Notice at Church: Do nt leave ur mobiles, purses, wallets, handbags, girl friends unattended.Others may think it is an answer to their prayers

Idi old discussions lo undey kada... new lo ki etla techavu @summer27 vuncle

[summer27]

4 minutes ago, Quickgun_murugan said:

Idi old discussions lo undey kada... new lo ki etla techavu @summer27 vuncle

admin's ki request pedithe..back techaru..

[summer27]

Sasti chewing gum aur ghatiya log, shuru me bohot meethe lagte hain.

[summer27]

GF before date- sab moh maya hai.
After date- sab munh me aaya hai..

[Quickgun_murugan]

3 minutes ago, summer27 said:

admin's ki request pedithe..back techaru..

Awesome...

[summer27]

If you want to be called old at 35, become a sportsperson.

If you want to be called a youth icon at 45, become a politician.

[summer27]

He: I deserve make up s*ex after this fight.
She: An*al?
He: Yes!
She: *Pushes a lipstick up his a*ss*
Remember men, fights are never over.