summer27 Posted August 5, 2017 Author Report Share Posted August 5, 2017 I'd rather be busy f**ucking, than f**ucking busy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
summer27 Posted August 5, 2017 Author Report Share Posted August 5, 2017 When sh*it happens turn it into fertilizer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Picha lite Posted August 5, 2017 Report Share Posted August 5, 2017 2 hours ago, summer27 said: When sh*it happens turn it into fertilizer. Hello Thatha... nice thread Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mahesh1 Posted August 8, 2017 Report Share Posted August 8, 2017 Medical College Professor to a girl student : "Which human body part expands 5 times its normal size...?" 😳😳😳Girl Student : "Sir I can't answer this question, it's too embarrassing...😔😔😔Professor asked the same question to a male student.Male Student : "It's the Pupil of a human eye..."👁Professor : "Correct."Then Professor turned to the female student and said : "Listen lady, Not only your thinking is wrong but your expectations are also very high...5 times is too much...!!! " Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tadika Posted August 8, 2017 Report Share Posted August 8, 2017 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
summer27 Posted September 8, 2017 Author Report Share Posted September 8, 2017 A handjob it's a woman's way of saying I like you but not enough to blow you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
summer27 Posted September 8, 2017 Author Report Share Posted September 8, 2017 Always be a man enough to your woman, where she never needs to fake smiles or orgasms ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
summer27 Posted September 8, 2017 Author Report Share Posted September 8, 2017 Mankind is the most intelligent creature on the planet yet most of us choose to be idiots. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quickgun_murugan Posted September 8, 2017 Report Share Posted September 8, 2017 On 4/18/2012 at 4:54 AM, summer27 said: Notice at Church: Do nt leave ur mobiles, purses, wallets, handbags, girl friends unattended.Others may think it is an answer to their prayers Idi old discussions lo undey kada... new lo ki etla techavu @summer27 vuncle Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
summer27 Posted September 8, 2017 Author Report Share Posted September 8, 2017 4 minutes ago, Quickgun_murugan said: Idi old discussions lo undey kada... new lo ki etla techavu @summer27 vuncle admin's ki request pedithe..back techaru.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
summer27 Posted September 8, 2017 Author Report Share Posted September 8, 2017 Sasti chewing gum aur ghatiya log, shuru me bohot meethe lagte hain. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
summer27 Posted September 8, 2017 Author Report Share Posted September 8, 2017 GF before date- sab moh maya hai. After date- sab munh me aaya hai.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quickgun_murugan Posted September 8, 2017 Report Share Posted September 8, 2017 3 minutes ago, summer27 said: admin's ki request pedithe..back techaru.. Awesome... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
summer27 Posted September 8, 2017 Author Report Share Posted September 8, 2017 If you want to be called old at 35, become a sportsperson. If you want to be called a youth icon at 45, become a politician. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
summer27 Posted September 8, 2017 Author Report Share Posted September 8, 2017 He: I deserve make up s*ex after this fight. She: An*al? He: Yes! She: *Pushes a lipstick up his a*ss* Remember men, fights are never over. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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