Random Jokes/one-Liners..

[Bhai]

17 minutes ago, summer27 said:

He: I deserve make up s*ex after this fight.
She: An*al?
He: Yes!
She: *Pushes a lipstick up his a*ss*
Remember men, fights are never over.

[guduraju]

Lol

[summer27]

Apple is coming out with a new smart
phone model that’s also a vibrator

They’ll call it the iMoan.

[summer27]

A bra is the lunch box for breast-fed babies.

[summer27]

Q : *What Will Happen If Earth Rotates 30 Times Faster?*
A : Men Will Get Their Salary Everyday And Women Will Bleed To Death.

[summer27]

Q : *Why Is Sex Like Shaving?*
A : Well, Because No Matter How Well You Do It Today. Tomorrow You'll Have To Do It Again.

[summer27]

Q : *What Is The Difference Between A Panty & A Stage Curtain?*
A : When You Pull Down The Stage Curtain, The Show Is Over, But When You Pull Down The Panty.. It Is Showtime!

[summer27]

A husband and wife visited a farm. They saw a bull having sex with a cow. The wife asked the farm manager.
Wife: "How many times does a bull have sex per day?"
Manager: "6 times a day."
The wife looked at her husband and said ".... u see!"
Then the husband asked the manager
Husband: "U mean 6 times a day with the same cow?"
Manager: "No, no, with different cows everyday."
Husband looked to his wife and said: " ....u see!"

[kiladi bullodu]

2 hours ago, summer27 said:

A bra is the lunch box for breast-fed babies.

smoothie bar anta tom bhaiyya pmed

[kiladi bullodu]

1 hour ago, summer27 said:

Q : *What Is The Difference Between A Panty & A Stage Curtain?*
A : When You Pull Down The Stage Curtain, The Show Is Over, But When You Pull Down The Panty.. It Is Showtime!

not all panties 

[summer27]

Dr. - Muh kholo

Girl - Excuse me!!! I have a Boyfriend

[summer27]

Girls and fonts : The bolder, the better.

[summer27]

They say you are what you eat... so exactly how many d**cks did you eat today??

[summer27]

Karan Johar selling Wheat by the roadside:

Gay hoon le lo...
Gay hoon le lo...

[summer27]

Husband is praying before going to bed.
Wife: What are you praying for?
Husband: For guidance.
Wife: Pray for hardness. Leave guidance to me