Random Jokes/one-Liners..

[summer27]

Apple is coming out with a new smart
phone model that’s also a vibrator

They’ll call it the iMoan.

[summer27]

The hardest part about writing erotica @khan_dada_1 is trying to type with only one hand.

[summer27]

Immigration Officer-
What’s your wife's name….?

Santa - Preeto…

Immigration Officer - what’s her whole name?

Santa-  Hole ka naam to rakha nahi ji. Hum to pyar se
Phuddi Phuddi bolte hai…

[summer27]

Girls and fonts : The bolder, the better.

[Biskot]

bhayya 2012 thadu... ippudu lepinau andhi...

[summer27]

Girls wearing transparent dresses, have zero confidence in the imagination power of men ..

[summer27]

Men love bangkok

Women love bangcock

[summer27]

Who called it A*nal & Not BACKCHODI

[Biskot]

[summer27]

dear boss I’m going to be late today I just had mine blowing sex,,, with myself

[Biskot]

@summer27 2012 ee tread asinappudu ninchi ee roju varaku.........

share your achievements and happy moments.

[summer27]

When someone asks me if I'm seeing anyone, I automatically assume they're talking about a psychiatrist.

[summer27]

There is no key to a woman’s heart.

There’s only a password that changes regularly.

[summer27]

Having teenagers is just paying for a bunch of dates that you don’t get to go on.

[summer27]

A humble appeal to all the ladies. Please don't wear T-shirts with a lot of printed words on it. It takes time to read all that.... and then our wives misunderstand us. 
Regards,
Married Men Association