Random Jokes/one-Liners..

[summer27]

Do saheliyaan sex change operation ke liye operation theatre mein thi.
Unke pareshaan rishtedaar baahar wait kar rahe they
Tabhi OT ki light green hui...
Doctor nikla...
Aur mask utaarte hue bola....
_*Mubarak ho. Laude lag gaye*_

[WHAT]

“Hey Dad, have you seen my sunglasses?” 

“No son, have you seen my dad glasses?”

[summer27]

My doctor told me to watch my drinking. So I'm off to find a bar with mirror.

[summer27]

Q : *Why Are Condoms Transparent?*v 
A : So That Sperms Can At Least Enjoy The Scene Even If Their Entry Is Restricted!

[summer27]

Q : *What Is The New Aids Awareness Slogan?*
A : Try Different Positions With The Same Woman Instead Of Same Position With Different Women.

[summer27]

Q : *What Will Happen If Earth Rotates 30 Times Faster?*
A : Men Will Get Their Salary Everyday And Women Will Bleed To Death.

[summer27]

Q : *Why Did Newton Commit Suicide?*
A : Because He Saw A Complete Naked Girl, And Observed Something Going Up In His Pant, Against His Own Laws Of Motion

[WHAT]

Me: What's the wifi password? 

Bartender: You need to buy a drink first.

Me: Okay, I'll have a coke.

Bartender: Is Pepsi okay?

Me: Sure. How much is that?

Bartender: $3.

Me: There you go. So what's the wifi password?

Bartender: You need to buy a drink first. No spaces, all lowercase.

[iPhoneX]

On 3/23/2018 at 10:21 AM, WHAT said:

“Hey Dad, have you seen my sunglasses?” 

“No son, have you seen my dad glasses?”

[summer27]

Santa went to KBC. Bachan ji asked him question : Name some films that almost have the same stories?

Santa replied : Blue films. 😎

[AlaElaAlaEla]

Balayya – Balayya round ga thiruguthu vunadu
Jr Ntr – Enduku babai round ga thiruguthu vunnavu
Balayya – Nenu okadiki call chesthe vallu therigi prayatninchandi ani annaru andhuke!
Jr Ntr – Nevvu keka babai!!

[Crazy_Robert]

3 minutes ago, AlaElaAlaEla said:

Balayya – Balayya round ga thiruguthu vunadu
Jr Ntr – Enduku babai round ga thiruguthu vunnavu
Balayya – Nenu okadiki call chesthe vallu therigi prayatninchandi ani annaru andhuke!
Jr Ntr – Nevvu keka babai!!

[AlaElaAlaEla]

TEACHER : What is the chemical formula for water?
Balayya: “HIJKLMNO” !!
TEACHER : Idiot What are you talking about?
Balayya : Yesterday you said it’s H to O !

[Desi_guy]

Power cut in Balaya home..
Jr NTR brings candle..
NTR ki chamatalu pattai
Balaya: undu..fan on chesta
Jr NTR: nee telivi tellarinatte undi...
Fan veste candle aaripodaa!!!
 

[Desi_guy]

Balayya’s 60th B’day

NTR – Cake meeda BULB endhuku petav babai?

Balayya – 60 Candels pettadam kastam kada andhukani, 60 wats bulb pettanu..!

NTR – Nuvvu keka babai