Random Jokes/one-Liners..

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[color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]What is Masturbation?[/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Masturbation Is An Exothermic Dynamic Process,By Which, A Man Challenges A Woman, That He Can Live Without Her.[/font][/color]

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[color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]The two greatest days in a man's life...The day they were BORN and the day they discovered PORN [/font][/color]

[mammamiya]

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[color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Girl: Agar mauka mila to tum mujh se shaadi karoge? [/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Boy:Agar "[b]mauka" [/b]mil gaya to phir shaadi karne ki kya zarurat.[/font][/color]

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[color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Describe BRAIN? '' It is what a man looks for in a woman after he has looked at everything else"[/font][/color]

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[color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Apni Biwi ko apni 100% kamai dene se 10% Sukh milta hai. [/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Kisi doosri ko 10% dene pe 100% sukh milta hai[/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Paisa apka/ Faisla apka[/font][/color]

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[color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Doctor :- Lips kaise fate..??[/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]ladki :- Kiss kar rahi thi ki, kisi ne darwaza knock kiya aur usne ghabra ke zip band kar li.[/font][/color]

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[color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Pros married her pimp, Somebody asked what's your husband?[/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Pros:He is,Director Sales&Marketing of my 'Holesale' Company[/font][/color]

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[color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]I've never had Tennis Elbow, but I have had Masturbator's Wrist. [/font][/color][color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]That's also called 'I-dont-have-a-GF-wrist'[/font][/color]

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[color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Raat Ko 2 Shrabiyo Ne Talab Me Chand Ki Parchai Dekhi [/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]1st-Ye Kya [/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]2nd-Ye Chand hai [/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]1st-Sale Ghar Chal Hum Mazak Mazak Me Chand Tak Aa Gaye[/font][/color]

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[color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Most heartbreaking lines said by a boy to a girl during breakup........ "Behen gifts toh wapis karti ja, teri bhabhi ko kya dunga..."[/font][/color]

[mammamiya]

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[color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Pati: Tumhare boobs Ki Photo Le Leta Hu,Taki Unhe Hamesha Dekh Saku.[/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Patni:Me Tumhare L*nd Ki Photo Leti Hu,Kam Se Kam Photo Ko Enlarge Karu[/font][/color]

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[color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Spiderman: Just another guy who ends up with sticky hands after using the web.[/font][/color]

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[color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]You see your nose at all times, your brain just chooses to ignore it.[/font][/color]