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[color=#282828][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif][img]http://gifsoup.com/view2/1700340/7-g-o.gif[/img][/font][/color][color=#282828][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif] [/font][/color] [color=#282828][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif][img]http://gifsoup.com/view2/1700340/7-g-o.gif[/img][/font][/color][color=#282828][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif] [/font][/color]

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[quote name='summer27' timestamp='1334746720' post='1301653980']
[color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Salesgirl :Sir no smoking in d shop[/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Man: but i bought cigarettes frm ur shop.[/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Salesgirl: Sir we sell Condoms too, bt it doesn mean u start Fu-king us right here..[/font][/color]
[/quote]
[img]http://www.gifsoup.com/view5/2518468/brahmi-o.gif[/img]

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[quote name='summer27' timestamp='1334748638' post='1301654001']
[color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Phone rings.. Tring... Tring... [/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Boy : Hello chintu hai ? [/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Girl : Nahi hai. [/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Boy : Mujhe mauka do, ho jayega[/font][/color]
[/quote]
[img]http://www.gifsoup.com/view5/2518468/brahmi-o.gif[/img]

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[quote name='summer27' timestamp='1334746720' post='1301653980']
[color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Salesgirl :Sir no smoking in d shop[/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Man: but i bought cigarettes frm ur shop.[/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Salesgirl: Sir we sell Condoms too, bt it doesn mean u start Fu-king us right here..[/font][/color]
[/quote]
[img]http://www.bewarsetalk.net/discus/movieanimated3/bemmi.lol4.gif[/img]

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[color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]If kissing is the language of love, then we have a lot to talk about ;) .[/font][/color]

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[color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Student: Sir in ladkiyon ki Chadi par phool ki Print kyun hoti hai?[/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Sir: Iss Chaddi k andar jitne Shahid hue hai, unke liye Shraddhanjali hoti hai.[/font][/color]

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[img]http://www.andhrawatch.com/gifs/var/thumbs/Brahmi-Gifs--2/B18.gif?m=1321428395[/img] Asalu Sales girl jokeuuu sufferrrruu..Tnq Summer27 for entertaining AndhraFreinds....

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[quote name='summer27' timestamp='1334811686' post='1301658181']
[color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Student: Sir in ladkiyon ki Chadi par phool ki Print kyun hoti hai?[/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Sir: Iss Chaddi k andar jitne Shahid hue hai, unke liye Shraddhanjali hoti hai.[/font][/color]
[/quote]
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