summer27 Posted May 13, 2012 Author Report Share Posted May 13, 2012 [size=4][font=arial,helvetica,sans-serif][left]Teacher : Why do cow look depressed when being milked?[/left] [left]Student : Madam, if someone rubs and squeeze your breasts for 2 hours but don't f**k you, how would you feel?[/left][/font][/size] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
summer27 Posted May 13, 2012 Author Report Share Posted May 13, 2012 [size=4][font=arial,helvetica,sans-serif][left]Woman asked god to make the penis pretty. He said no way. Now it's ugly and you suck it. If it is pretty, you would eat it.[/left][/font][/size] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gachibowli_Diwakar Posted May 13, 2012 Report Share Posted May 13, 2012 keekalunnaay ga anni Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
summer27 Posted May 14, 2012 Author Report Share Posted May 14, 2012 [color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]There are only two things that change a woman's mood: "I love you" and "50% off SALE"[/font][/color] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
summer27 Posted May 14, 2012 Author Report Share Posted May 14, 2012 [color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]A diplomat is someone who can tell you to go to hell in such a way that you will look forward to the trip.[/font][/color] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
summer27 Posted May 14, 2012 Author Report Share Posted May 14, 2012 [color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity[/font][/color] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
summer27 Posted May 14, 2012 Author Report Share Posted May 14, 2012 [color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Whenever I fill out an application, in the part that says "If an emergency, notify:" I put "DOCTOR". What's my mother going to do?[/font][/color] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
summer27 Posted May 14, 2012 Author Report Share Posted May 14, 2012 [color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]A bank is a place that will lend you money, if you can prove that you don't need it.[/font][/color] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
summer27 Posted May 14, 2012 Author Report Share Posted May 14, 2012 [color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Evening news is where they begin with 'Good evening', and then proceed to tell you why it isn't.[/font][/color] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
summer27 Posted May 14, 2012 Author Report Share Posted May 14, 2012 [color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly, and for the same reason.[/font][/color] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
summer27 Posted May 14, 2012 Author Report Share Posted May 14, 2012 [color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]We never really growup[/font][/color][color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,], we only learn how to act in public.[/font][/color] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
summer27 Posted May 14, 2012 Author Report Share Posted May 14, 2012 [color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Next year, the Kingfisher calender will feature nude pics of it's balance sheet !!*BailOutKingfisher*[/font][/color] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
summer27 Posted May 14, 2012 Author Report Share Posted May 14, 2012 [color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Wife Sleeping, Suddenly Shouts,“Quick, My Husband Is Back.”[/font][/color] [color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Man Gets Up And Jumps Out Of The Window, then remembers “, I Am The Husband"[/font][/color] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
summer27 Posted May 14, 2012 Author Report Share Posted May 14, 2012 [color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]If the global crisis continues at the present rate,by the end of this year only two banks will be left operational,the Blood Bank and the Sperm Bank[/font][/color] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
khiraak Posted May 14, 2012 Report Share Posted May 14, 2012 [quote name='summer27' timestamp='1336979655' post='1301793750'] [color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Wife Sleeping, Suddenly Shouts,“Quick, My Husband Is Back.”[/font][/color] [color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Man Gets Up And Jumps Out Of The Window, then remembers “ , I Am The Husband"[/font][/color] [/quote] [img]http://www.bewarsetalk.net/discus/movieanimated3/bemmi.lol4.gif[/img][img]http://www.bewarsetalk.net/discus/movieanimated3/bemmi.lol4.gif[/img][img]http://www.bewarsetalk.net/discus/movieanimated3/bemmi.lol4.gif[/img] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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