summer27 Posted May 14, 2012 Author Report Share Posted May 14, 2012 [color=#000000][font=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]One day a single mother was in the grocery store with her 4 kids. They were acting up. Bad little kids. They were running around grabbing items off the shelves crying and screaming all over the place. [/font][/color] [color=#000000][font=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]The mother grabbed all and said "I should have swallowed all of you!"[/font][/color] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
balu_gani Posted May 14, 2012 Report Share Posted May 14, 2012 [quote name='summer27' timestamp='1336890086' post='1301788019'] [left]Woman asked god to make the penis pretty. He said no way. Now it's ugly and you suck it. If it is pretty, you would eat it.[/left] [/quote] [img]http://www.bewarsetalk.net/discus/movieanimated3/bemmi.lol4.gif[/img] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
summer27 Posted May 14, 2012 Author Report Share Posted May 14, 2012 [size=4][font=arial,helvetica,sans-serif][color=#000000]Q: Whats the speed limit of sex?[/color] [color=#000000]A: 68 because at 69 you have to turn around!![/color][/font][/size] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
summer27 Posted May 14, 2012 Author Report Share Posted May 14, 2012 [color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]A notice in a factory for girl workers.[/font][/color] [color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]If ur skirt is long,protect urself from machines at work..If it is short,protect urself from men at work[/font][/color] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
summer27 Posted May 14, 2012 Author Report Share Posted May 14, 2012 [color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Santa Was Asked To Explain Rape, [/font][/color] [color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]He Said: It Is A Very-Very Difficult Job, It Is Something Like Playing Golf With A Moving Hole.[/font][/color] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
summer27 Posted May 14, 2012 Author Report Share Posted May 14, 2012 [color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Girl : Real Love is, when two people are so close that they see the world together in one direction. [/font][/color][color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Boy : U mean Doggy Style??[/font][/color] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
balu_gani Posted May 14, 2012 Report Share Posted May 14, 2012 [quote name='summer27' timestamp='1336992903' post='1301794013'] [size=4][font=arial,helvetica,sans-serif][color=#000000]Q: Whats the speed limit of sex?[/color] [color=#000000]A: 68 because at 69 you have to turn around!![/color][/font][/size] [/quote] [img]http://www.bewarsetalk.net/discus/movieanimated3/bemmi.lol4.gif[/img] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
balu_gani Posted May 14, 2012 Report Share Posted May 14, 2012 [quote name='summer27' timestamp='1336993196' post='1301794016'] [color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Girl : Real Love is, when two people are so close that they see the world together in one direction. [/font][/color][color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Boy : U mean Doggy Style??[/font][/color] [/quote] ne yavva summeru sampesthunnav ga Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
summer27 Posted May 14, 2012 Author Report Share Posted May 14, 2012 [color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Breakin News on PakTV: Water&presence of whales found on moon by Pakistani Satellite.[/font][/color] [color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]BBC"Satellite launched by Pakistan found in Arabian Sea"[/font][/color] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
summer27 Posted May 14, 2012 Author Report Share Posted May 14, 2012 [size=4][font=arial,helvetica,sans-serif][color=#000000][left]True Sex - “Any Man Can F*uck Hundred Girls, But Only A Real Man Can F*uck One Girl In A Hundred Ways” [/left][/color][/font][/size] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
summer27 Posted May 14, 2012 Author Report Share Posted May 14, 2012 [size=4][font=arial,helvetica,sans-serif][color=#000000][left]An Arab student sends an e-mail to his dad, saying:[/left][/color] [color=#000000][left]Dear Dad,[/left][/color] [color=#000000][left]Berlin is wonderful. People are nice and I really[/left][/color] [color=#000000][left]like it here, but Dad, I am a bit ashamed to arrive[/left][/color] [color=#000000][left]at my college with my pure-gold Ferrari 599GTB when all my teachers and many fellow students travel by train. Your son, Nasser The next day, Nasser gets a reply to his e-mail From his dad: My dear loving son, Twenty million US Dollar has just been transferred to your account. Please stop embarrassing us. Go and get yourself a train too. Love, your Dad[/left][/color][/font][/size] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
summer27 Posted May 14, 2012 Author Report Share Posted May 14, 2012 [color=#000000][left][font="arial, helvetica, sans-serif"]Boy:"Tum gaana bahut accha[/font][font="'lucida grande"][size=2] [/size][/font][/left][/color][color=#000000][font=arial, helvetica, sans-serif][size=4][left]gaati ho".[/left][/size][/font][/color] [color=#000000][font=arial, helvetica, sans-serif][size=4][left]Girl:"Thanks but i'm just Bathroom[/left][/size][/font][/color][color=#000000][size=2][left][font="'lucida grande"] [/font][/left][/size][/color][color=#000000][font=arial, helvetica, sans-serif][size=4][left]singer"....[/left][/size][/font][/color] [font=arial, helvetica, sans-serif][size=4][left][color=#000000]Boy:"Toh bulao na kabhi apne live[/color] [color="#000000"]program pe"...[/color][/left][/size][/font] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
summer27 Posted May 14, 2012 Author Report Share Posted May 14, 2012 [size=4][font=arial,helvetica,sans-serif][color=#000000][left]Odiyam set his password as "incorrect".[/left][/color] [color=#000000][left]So whenever he forgets, the computer automatically reminds him. "Your password is incorrect".[/left][/color][/font][/size] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
summer27 Posted May 14, 2012 Author Report Share Posted May 14, 2012 [size=4][font=arial,helvetica,sans-serif][color=#000000][left]A girl for First the time was handling a boy's c*ock. After some time, some drops [/left][/color][color=#000000][left]came out, she asked wat's that? [/left][/color][/font][/size] [size=4][font=arial,helvetica,sans-serif][color=#000000][left]The boy said:These are tears of happiness.[/left][/color][/font][/size] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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