summer27 Posted May 14, 2012 Author Report Share Posted May 14, 2012 [size=4][font=arial,helvetica,sans-serif][color=#000000][left]Amitabh bachan in KBC [/left][/color] [color=#000000][left]Question for 10 lac to Sardar jee [/left][/color] [color=#000000][left]What is the colour of your wife's underwear? [/left][/color] [color=#000000][left]Option 1 : White [/left][/color] [color=#000000][left]Option 2 : Grey [/left][/color] [color=#000000][left]Option 3 : Black Option 4 : Blue Sardar jee : Can i phone a friend?[/left][/color][/font][/size] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
summer27 Posted May 14, 2012 Author Report Share Posted May 14, 2012 [size=4][font=arial,helvetica,sans-serif][color=#000000][left]If you have sex with a pros without her permission, is it rape... or shoplifting?[/left][/color][/font][/size] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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summer27 Posted May 14, 2012 Author Report Share Posted May 14, 2012 [size=4][font=arial,helvetica,sans-serif][color=#000000][left]Sex is like restaurant :[/left][/color] [color=#000000][left]Some time u get good service,[/left][/color] [color=#000000][left]Some time u get bad service,[/left][/color] [color=#000000][left]some time u get no service, & Many times u have to be happy with self service[/left][/color][/font][/size] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
summer27 Posted May 14, 2012 Author Report Share Posted May 14, 2012 [size=4][font=arial,helvetica,sans-serif][color=#000000][left]Women ' s lives are hard. Morning, wash clothes. Noon, hang clothes. [/left][/color] [color=#000000][left]Evening, keep clothes. Nite, iron clothes. [/left][/color] [color=#000000][left]Midnight, take off clothes. After midnight, find clothes.[/left][/color][/font][/size] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
summer27 Posted May 14, 2012 Author Report Share Posted May 14, 2012 [left]When a girl is in love, she offers sex. When a guy wants sex, he offers love.[/left] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
summer27 Posted May 14, 2012 Author Report Share Posted May 14, 2012 Women fake orgasms and men fake finances. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
summer27 Posted May 14, 2012 Author Report Share Posted May 14, 2012 Judge:y did u kill ur husband? Lady:He came near me,undressed me and seperate my legs then told me april fool. Judge:????? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
summer27 Posted May 14, 2012 Author Report Share Posted May 14, 2012 What will happen if a boyfriend and girlfriend bunk their class together. Boy will miss his period Girl will miss her period[b]s[/b] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
summer27 Posted May 14, 2012 Author Report Share Posted May 14, 2012 Life taught us lot of lessons... But we bunked those classes too.. : Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
summer27 Posted May 14, 2012 Author Report Share Posted May 14, 2012 Employee: Sir, you called me? Boss: Yeah, Go to the restroom and masturbate. Employee (after few minutes): Done sir. Boss: Do it again. Employee:Done it again. Boss: Do it once more. Employee: Now I don't have much stamina for it sir. Boss: Very good. Here's the keys of my car. Drop my daughter home. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
summer27 Posted May 14, 2012 Author Report Share Posted May 14, 2012 Sardar's D*ck was swollen when a bee bit him. He went to doc along with his wife. Wife with little shy: Doc, can you please cure his pain without curing the swelling please? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
summer27 Posted May 14, 2012 Author Report Share Posted May 14, 2012 Q. Why Was The 2 Piece Bikini Invented..? A. To Prevent Contact Between Hairy Section From Dairy Section............. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
summer27 Posted May 14, 2012 Author Report Share Posted May 14, 2012 LTT.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
baa Posted May 14, 2012 Report Share Posted May 14, 2012 [quote name='summer27' timestamp='1337005335' post='1301794258'] Employee: Sir, you called me? Boss: Yeah, Go to the restroom and masturbate. Employee (after few minutes): Done sir. Boss: Do it again. Employee:Done it again. Boss: Do it once more. Employee: Now I don't have much stamina for it sir. Boss: Very good. Here's the keys of my car. Drop my daughter home. [/quote] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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