summer27 Posted May 18, 2012 Author Report Share Posted May 18, 2012 A man is in a hotel lobby. He wants to ask the clerk a question. As he turns to go to the front desk, he accidentally bumps into a woman beside him and as he does, his elbow goes into her breast. They are both startled he says, "Ma'am, if your heart is as soft as your breast, I know you'll forgive me." She replies, "if your penis is as hard as your elbow, I'm in room 1221." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
summer27 Posted May 18, 2012 Author Report Share Posted May 18, 2012 Cute secretory came out angrily out of Boss cabin friend asked: what happened? She:He asked R U free tonight? I smiled n said... yes Bastard gave me 50 pages to type Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
summer27 Posted May 18, 2012 Author Report Share Posted May 18, 2012 All the girls who die for a '0' figure, Rememeber; Real men go for curves, only dogs go for bones! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
summer27 Posted May 18, 2012 Author Report Share Posted May 18, 2012 Insurnce agent: Sir, we do penis insurance also Customer: you replace with new one? Agent: No sir, once it dosent work, we ensure free service to your wife Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
khiraak Posted May 18, 2012 Report Share Posted May 18, 2012 [quote name='summer27' timestamp='1337343983' post='1301819385'] Cute secretory came out angrily out of Boss cabin friend asked: what happened? She:He asked R U free tonight? I smiled n said... yes Bastard gave me 50 pages to type [/quote] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
summer27 Posted May 21, 2012 Author Report Share Posted May 21, 2012 [color=#333333]Girl messages her guy... "thespacebuttonisfaultyonthisphonecanyoupleasegivemeanalternative" [/color] [color=#333333]Guy:but what does "ternative" mean?[/color] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
summer27 Posted May 21, 2012 Author Report Share Posted May 21, 2012 [color=#333333]Female Tears And Male Sperms Are So Similar... Always Eager To Come Out And Only One In Million Is For The Right Cause[/color] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
summer27 Posted May 21, 2012 Author Report Share Posted May 21, 2012 [color=#333333]Arranged marriage is "While Ur walking unfortunately a snake bites U"[/color] [color=#333333]But Love marriage is Dancing in front of a cobra singing - Chuma chuma de de.[/color] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
summer27 Posted May 21, 2012 Author Report Share Posted May 21, 2012 [color=#333333]The reason women will never be the ones to propose is.. as soon as she gets on her knees, the man starts unzipping[/color] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spartan Posted May 21, 2012 Report Share Posted May 21, 2012 [quote name='summer27' timestamp='1337582083' post='1301835130'] [color=#333333]Arranged marriage is "While Ur walking unfortunately a snake bites U"[/color] [color=#333333]But Love marriage is Dancing in front of a cobra singing - Chuma chuma de de.[/color] [/quote] ROFL...facebook status.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
summer27 Posted May 21, 2012 Author Report Share Posted May 21, 2012 [quote name='ChittiNaidu' timestamp='1337582199' post='1301835140'] ROFL...facebook status.... [/quote] haha..fandaga sesuko..aptly suits your "Misogynist" title. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
summer27 Posted May 21, 2012 Author Report Share Posted May 21, 2012 [color=#333333]Lust is, tearing her panties off & throwing them aside .. [/color] [color=#333333]Love is, seductively sliding them down.[/color] [color=#333333]Marriage is, taking time to fold them..[/color] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
summer27 Posted May 21, 2012 Author Report Share Posted May 21, 2012 A quote from two and a half men - Evlyn - What do you like in your life, my grandson? Jake - I love sleeping. Infact, I love sleeping so much that I sometimes dream about it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
summer27 Posted May 21, 2012 Author Report Share Posted May 21, 2012 Wife: Sweetie,you used to give me gifts before we got married.Why did that change? Husband: Honey,have you ever seen a fisherman give worms to fish after catching them? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ranku Raja Posted May 21, 2012 Report Share Posted May 21, 2012 BHayya,,, anedhi understatement...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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