ManOnFire Posted May 21, 2012 Report Share Posted May 21, 2012 kummey baaa Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
summer27 Posted May 21, 2012 Author Report Share Posted May 21, 2012 Paddy was about to get married and asked his doctor how he could tell if his bride was a virgin. The doctor said, ‘Well, you need three things from a hardware store, A can of red paint, a can of blue paint… And a shovel.’ Paddy asked, ‘And what do I do with these, doc?’ The doctor replied, ‘Before the wedding night, you paint one of your balls red and the other ball blue. If she looks at them and says, "That’s the strangest pair of balls I ever saw", you smack her with the shovel.’ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
summer27 Posted May 21, 2012 Author Report Share Posted May 21, 2012 Teacher : Write a sentence using the word 'Harrasment'. Student : I loved a girl and Her-ass-meant a lot to me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
summer27 Posted May 21, 2012 Author Report Share Posted May 21, 2012 CONFIDENCE is when U're at the medical store & ask for 20 condoms & U hear 2 girls behind you giggling .... You turn around, look them in the eyes and say,"Make it 22" !! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
summer27 Posted May 21, 2012 Author Report Share Posted May 21, 2012 During sexual intercourse, Odiyam suddenly stops & remains motionless, Girl: wat the hell r u doing? Odiyam: I've seen dis on a adult p*orn site. Its called 'buffering'! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
balu_gani Posted May 21, 2012 Report Share Posted May 21, 2012 [quote name='summer27' timestamp='1337590142' post='1301835398'] Teacher : Write a sentence using the word 'Harrasment'. Student : I loved a girl and Her-ass-meant a lot to me [/quote] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
balu_gani Posted May 21, 2012 Report Share Posted May 21, 2012 [quote name='summer27' timestamp='1337590212' post='1301835400'] During sexual intercourse, Odiyam suddenly stops & remains motionless, Girl: wat the hell r u doing? Odiyam: I've seen dis on a adult p*orn site. Its called 'buffering'! [/quote] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
summer27 Posted May 21, 2012 Author Report Share Posted May 21, 2012 Once a professor asked his students to use 'love' and 'sex' in a sentence. Girls wrote: When mutual understanding b/w a boy and a girl increases so much that they cant live without each other, implies they are in "love" and when this love reaches extreme such that both feel bodily same, they engage themselves in a body to body pleasureful combat that we call "s*ex" ! Boys wrote: I love sex !! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
summer27 Posted May 21, 2012 Author Report Share Posted May 21, 2012 Forgetting is difficult... Remembering is Worse.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
summer27 Posted May 21, 2012 Author Report Share Posted May 21, 2012 Signboard outside a prostitute's house: Married MEN not allowed. We serve the needy, not the greedy... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
summer27 Posted May 21, 2012 Author Report Share Posted May 21, 2012 Condoms are transparent so that little spermies can enjoy the view even though they are restricted entry! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
balu_gani Posted May 21, 2012 Report Share Posted May 21, 2012 [quote name='summer27' timestamp='1337593493' post='1301835444'] Signboard outside a prostitute's house: Married MEN not allowed. We serve the needy, not the greedy... [/quote] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ManOnFire Posted May 21, 2012 Report Share Posted May 21, 2012 terrific anthey Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
summer27 Posted May 21, 2012 Author Report Share Posted May 21, 2012 A kalu dies and goes to heaven. ANGEL-Who r u? KALU-I am the hero of Titanic. ANGEL is confused & asks a friend- "Abe Titanic duba tha ke jala tha" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
summer27 Posted May 21, 2012 Author Report Share Posted May 21, 2012 Love is.. learning to keep your d*ick in your pants when she's not around. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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