Random Jokes/one-Liners..

[ManOnFire]

kummey baaa

[summer27]

Paddy was about to get married and asked his doctor how he could tell if his bride was a virgin.
The doctor said, ‘Well, you need three things from a hardware store, A can of red paint, a can of blue paint… And a shovel.’
Paddy asked, ‘And what do I do with these, doc?’
The doctor replied, ‘Before the wedding night, you paint one of your balls red and the other ball blue.
If she looks at them and says, "That’s the strangest pair of balls I ever saw", you smack her with the shovel.’

[summer27]

Teacher : Write a sentence using the word 'Harrasment'.
Student : I loved a girl and Her-ass-meant a lot to me

[summer27]

CONFIDENCE is when U're at the medical store & ask for 20 condoms & U hear 2 girls behind you giggling .... You turn around, look them in the eyes and say,"Make it 22" !!

[summer27]

During sexual intercourse, Odiyam suddenly stops & remains motionless,
Girl: wat the hell r u doing?
Odiyam: I've seen dis on a adult p*orn site. Its called 'buffering'!

[balu_gani]

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Teacher : Write a sentence using the word 'Harrasment'.
Student : I loved a girl and Her-ass-meant a lot to me
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[balu_gani]

[quote name='summer27' timestamp='1337590212' post='1301835400']
During sexual intercourse, Odiyam suddenly stops & remains motionless,
Girl: wat the hell r u doing?
Odiyam: I've seen dis on a adult p*orn site. Its called 'buffering'!
[/quote]

[summer27]

Once a professor asked his students to use 'love' and 'sex' in a sentence.

Girls wrote: When mutual understanding b/w a boy and a girl increases so much that they cant live without each other, implies they are in "love" and when this love reaches extreme such that both feel bodily same, they engage themselves in a body to body pleasureful combat that we call "s*ex" !

Boys wrote:
I love sex !!

[summer27]

Forgetting is difficult... Remembering is Worse..

[summer27]

Signboard outside a prostitute's house: Married MEN not allowed. We serve the needy, not the greedy...

[summer27]

Condoms are transparent so that little spermies can enjoy the view even though they are restricted entry!

[balu_gani]

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Signboard outside a prostitute's house: Married MEN not allowed. We serve the needy, not the greedy...
[/quote]

[ManOnFire]

terrific anthey

[summer27]

A kalu dies and goes to heaven.
ANGEL-Who r u?
KALU-I am the hero of Titanic.
ANGEL is confused & asks a friend- "Abe Titanic duba tha ke jala tha"

[summer27]

Love is.. learning to keep your d*ick in your pants when she's not around.