summer27 Posted May 21, 2012 Author Report Share Posted May 21, 2012 Dear Katrina Kaif, Its just a mango drink, not mango flavored condoms. Take it easy girl..!!!" Sincerely Maaza Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
summer27 Posted May 21, 2012 Author Report Share Posted May 21, 2012 No guy has ever been able to guess the right time to squeeze a girl's hand, to see if she squeezes his hand back. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
summer27 Posted May 21, 2012 Author Report Share Posted May 21, 2012 New definition of Insecurity: the feeling of anxiety & vulnerability resulting from not getting enough likes for a pic or status on Facebook Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
summer27 Posted May 21, 2012 Author Report Share Posted May 21, 2012 You can get away by doing anything in public without being embarrassed, as long as you don't look at anyone around you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
summer27 Posted May 21, 2012 Author Report Share Posted May 21, 2012 How Relationships Work - Before: You text her because you're thinking of her. After: You think of her because you have to text her. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
summer27 Posted May 21, 2012 Author Report Share Posted May 21, 2012 Someone needs to tell the wives & girlfriends that what a guy did more than 2 years ago cant be used as a valid point to win every argument every time Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
summer27 Posted May 21, 2012 Author Report Share Posted May 21, 2012 The best way to end an argument is to meet in the middle. Just below the waist. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
summer27 Posted May 21, 2012 Author Report Share Posted May 21, 2012 Never does a guy feel the need for a girlfriend more, than when his family leaves him home alone for the weekend. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
summer27 Posted May 21, 2012 Author Report Share Posted May 21, 2012 Before you judge a person, or compare yourself to them, please remember that you are not living their life, and they are not living yours. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
summer27 Posted May 21, 2012 Author Report Share Posted May 21, 2012 The red light of a traffic signal is a magnified version of the red bridal bindi on a woman's forehead. Both send the same message: STOP. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ManOnFire Posted May 21, 2012 Report Share Posted May 21, 2012 [quote name='summer27' timestamp='1337607659' post='1301835753'] The red light of a traffic signal is a magnified version of the red bridal bindi on a woman's forehead. Both send the same message: STOP. [/quote] nijam ba... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
summer27 Posted May 21, 2012 Author Report Share Posted May 21, 2012 ltt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
summer27 Posted May 22, 2012 Author Report Share Posted May 22, 2012 [color=#333333]Only in india:Actors are playing cricket, Cricketers are playing politics,Politicians are watching porn and Porn stars are becoming actors[/color] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
summer27 Posted May 22, 2012 Author Report Share Posted May 22, 2012 [color=#333333]Life is short. Replacing 'L" with 'W' make it more shorter![/color] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
summer27 Posted May 22, 2012 Author Report Share Posted May 22, 2012 If it weren't for marriage,men would go through life thinking they had no faults at all... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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