summer27 Posted May 22, 2012 Author Report Share Posted May 22, 2012 [color=#333333]The irony of a blow job is: Even if you have her at your feet, she has still got you by the balls![/color] 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
summer27 Posted May 22, 2012 Author Report Share Posted May 22, 2012 [color=#333333]Women live a Better,Longer &Peaceful Life,as compared to men. WHY? because Women don't have a wife[/color] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
summer27 Posted May 22, 2012 Author Report Share Posted May 22, 2012 [color=#333333] Beer contains" female " hormones..... After drinking ... you can neither Drive nor Shut the Hell up !![/color] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
summer27 Posted May 22, 2012 Author Report Share Posted May 22, 2012 The difference between a woman on her period and a Terrorist is that , you can negotiate with a Terrorist.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
summer27 Posted May 22, 2012 Author Report Share Posted May 22, 2012 [color=#333333]What's the difference between a penis and a bonus? Your wife will always blow your bonus![/color] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
summer27 Posted May 22, 2012 Author Report Share Posted May 22, 2012 Classic definition of a life partner - A person who is always there to share all the problems which you wouldn't have had if you stayed single Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
summer27 Posted May 22, 2012 Author Report Share Posted May 22, 2012 Thank God I finally found love! Its on Page 126 in the dictionary. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
balu_gani Posted May 22, 2012 Report Share Posted May 22, 2012 summer for 50 pages..ippudey susthunna Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
summer27 Posted May 22, 2012 Author Report Share Posted May 22, 2012 The difference between Best friend and Just friend ? When you are in hospital, Just friend asks: hows you? and Best friend aska: hows nurse?? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
balu_gani Posted May 22, 2012 Report Share Posted May 22, 2012 [quote name='summer27' timestamp='1337672473' post='1301841528'] The difference between Best friend and Just friend ? When you are in hospital, Just friend asks: hows you? and Best friend aska: hows nurse?? [/quote] [img]http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-vXer8MQYZrM/T1jw_Q2juqI/AAAAAAAAB_g/Upm7DId5ox0/s1600/brahmi+laugh.gif[/img] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
summer27 Posted May 22, 2012 Author Report Share Posted May 22, 2012 Tiger: I am pissed off with these Animal Planet guys. Monkey: why? Tiger: first of all they aren't giving privacy to us, but they keep cribbing only few tiger's are left... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
summer27 Posted May 22, 2012 Author Report Share Posted May 22, 2012 [quote name='balu_gani' timestamp='1337672448' post='1301841527'] summer for 50 pages..ippudey susthunna [/quote] [img]http://pictures.picasion.com/pic16/6d205bae1b6b7846ef98ba3cf731f78f.gif[/img]..thank you..thank you..nenu kooda iffude soostunna.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
summer27 Posted May 23, 2012 Author Report Share Posted May 23, 2012 [color=#333333]Written on an enquiry counter: Please be patient- Even a toilet can handle only one asshole at a time[/color] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
summer27 Posted May 23, 2012 Author Report Share Posted May 23, 2012 [color=#333333]BF sends a SMS- hey sweetheart,what r u doing?[/color] [color=#333333]Gf-nothing much,i'm tired, going to sleep.and u baby?[/color] [color=#333333]Bf- Sitting behind your seat in the same movie, you b*itch[/color] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ManOnFire Posted May 23, 2012 Report Share Posted May 23, 2012 [quote name='summer27' timestamp='1337662027' post='1301840877'] [color=#333333]Only in india:Actors are playing cricket, Cricketers are playing politics,Politicians are watching porn and Porn stars are becoming actors[/color] [/quote] emanna point seppava summber baa... excellent awesome as usually Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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