Random Jokes/one-Liners..

[sambaralu]

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[color=#333333]Only in india:Actors are playing cricket, Cricketers are playing politics,Politicians are watching porn and Porn stars are becoming actors[/color]
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Super Summer baa...

[sambaralu]

terrific summer baa..yekkada dorukutunnayi neeku ilantivi anni...racha antey

[summer27]

I went to the gym and asked a trainer,Which machine can I use to impress that beautiful blonde over there?
the trainer looked at me and said,try the ATM fatty

[summer27]

Jesus to his disciple: "No, I'm not talking about Twitter !! I literally want you to follow me"

[summer27]

Jab Se Mardo Ko Apas Me Pyar Karne Ki Permission Mili Hai,Tab Se Tailor Log ek Naya Sawal Karne Lage Hai - Sir,Apki Pant me Zip Aage Lagani He Ya Piche

[summer27]

One Philosopher said: Every wife is a Mistress of her Husband. 'Miss' for one year 'Stress' 4 rest of the life

[summer27]

To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal from many is research.

[summer27]

If God is watching us, the least we can do is be entertaining to him.

[summer27]

If s*ex is a pain in the a*ss, then you're doing it wrong...

[summer27]

Fighting for peace with a gun is like f*cking for virginity.

[summer27]

S*x is not the answer. S*x is the question. "Yes" is the answer.

[ManOnFire]

awesome

[summer27]

God Has Planned Happiness For Each One Of Us At Right Time, It Is Only That He Does Not Share His Calendar With Us. Trust HIM & Be Blessed

[mammamiya]

as usual...awesome thed

[summer27]

ltt