Random Jokes/one-Liners..

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God Has Planned Happiness For Each One Of Us At Right Time, It Is Only That He Does Not Share His Calendar With Us. Trust HIM & Be Blessed
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Good one

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Men would never lie so much....! If women would not ask so many questions...

[summer27]

[b]Its all about the Petrol hike today - [/b]

Reliance will introduce an offer stating "buy 10 liters of petrol and get a Tata nano free!"

[summer27]

We will on longer ask our relatives in Dubai to buy gold; the focus will shift to Petrol

[summer27]

Mumbai Marine Drive will be renamed to Marine Walk - Courtesy Petrol

[summer27]

A few years down the line, Gold will be weighed against Petrol

[summer27]

Drinking and driving will no longer be a major issue, since both have now become mutually exclusive!

[summer27]

India will finally be a healthy country, because cycling daily is a very good exercise! - Courtesy Petrol

[summer27]

Banks will now start giving PETROL LOANS along with car loans

[summer27]

Petrol Pump Attendant : Kitne ka daaloon?
Me : 2-4 Rs petrol gadi ke upar spray kar de bhai. Aag lagani hai.

[summer27]

The "F" in your car's fuel meter doesn't mean "Full". It means ur "F*UCKED".

[summer27]

IPL Fever:
Husband busy in watching cricket, Wife come in new dress n ask him, How am I looking?? Husband started clapping and shouted,"CHAKKA"

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"u can not enjoy me unless u suck me"- lollypop

[summer27]

"u make me wet and put me in your mouth everyday" - toothbrush

[summer27]

"u can not play wid me unless u blow me"- balloon