JUJUBI_JULABI Posted May 23, 2012 Report Share Posted May 23, 2012 [quote name='summer27' timestamp='1337772108' post='1301848200'] God Has Planned Happiness For Each One Of Us At Right Time, It Is Only That He Does Not Share His Calendar With Us. Trust HIM & Be Blessed [/quote] Good one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
summer27 Posted May 24, 2012 Author Report Share Posted May 24, 2012 Men would never lie so much....! If women would not ask so many questions... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
summer27 Posted May 24, 2012 Author Report Share Posted May 24, 2012 [b]Its all about the Petrol hike today - [/b] Reliance will introduce an offer stating "buy 10 liters of petrol and get a Tata nano free!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
summer27 Posted May 24, 2012 Author Report Share Posted May 24, 2012 We will on longer ask our relatives in Dubai to buy gold; the focus will shift to Petrol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
summer27 Posted May 24, 2012 Author Report Share Posted May 24, 2012 Mumbai Marine Drive will be renamed to Marine Walk - Courtesy Petrol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
summer27 Posted May 24, 2012 Author Report Share Posted May 24, 2012 A few years down the line, Gold will be weighed against Petrol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
summer27 Posted May 24, 2012 Author Report Share Posted May 24, 2012 Drinking and driving will no longer be a major issue, since both have now become mutually exclusive! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
summer27 Posted May 24, 2012 Author Report Share Posted May 24, 2012 India will finally be a healthy country, because cycling daily is a very good exercise! - Courtesy Petrol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
summer27 Posted May 24, 2012 Author Report Share Posted May 24, 2012 Banks will now start giving PETROL LOANS along with car loans Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
summer27 Posted May 24, 2012 Author Report Share Posted May 24, 2012 Petrol Pump Attendant : Kitne ka daaloon? Me : 2-4 Rs petrol gadi ke upar spray kar de bhai. Aag lagani hai. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
summer27 Posted May 24, 2012 Author Report Share Posted May 24, 2012 The "F" in your car's fuel meter doesn't mean "Full". It means ur "F*UCKED". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
summer27 Posted May 24, 2012 Author Report Share Posted May 24, 2012 IPL Fever: Husband busy in watching cricket, Wife come in new dress n ask him, How am I looking?? Husband started clapping and shouted,"CHAKKA" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
summer27 Posted May 24, 2012 Author Report Share Posted May 24, 2012 "u can not enjoy me unless u suck me"- lollypop Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
summer27 Posted May 24, 2012 Author Report Share Posted May 24, 2012 "u make me wet and put me in your mouth everyday" - toothbrush Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
summer27 Posted May 24, 2012 Author Report Share Posted May 24, 2012 "u can not play wid me unless u blow me"- balloon Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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