Random Jokes/one-Liners..

[summer27]

Jack&Jill went up the hill. To make their sex hotter.
Jack f*cked Jill And Broke her seal And Jill came down Shouting i-pill,i-pill,i-pill.

[summer27]

[color=#333333]Why Do Women Hate Getting "PERIODS"? Bcoz it is a "BLOODY" Waste of "F*UCKING" Time..[/color]

[summer27]

It may not be difficult to get a girl to say 'yes'........ But the challenge is to get say: 'yes.....O.......yes.........yes O..yes..yes.

[balu_gani]

[quote name='summer27' timestamp='1339584416' post='1301960523']
It may not be difficult to get a girl to say 'yes'........ But the challenge is to get say: 'yes.....O.......yes.........yes O..yes..yes.
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[summer27]

advice for ladies - "Be with the One who will get your Panties wet, not ur eyes."

[summer27]

Teacher: Pappu do you think one day technology will replace paper...
Pappu: Maybe, But it will be weird wiping my A*SS with a Blackberry . .

[summer27]

LADIES: Not all men get into a relationship just for sex. Some just need a personal chef.

[CeleticFan]

Keka post....office lo navvu aapukoleka chastuna..mala intiki veli start chesta....Keep going

[summer27]

Couple plan their second hneymoon after 15yrs

Wife:Will do everything exactly how we did earlier.
Husband:OK but its my turn to sit on the bed and cry and say ITS too BIG

[summer27]

College girls went on strike. Boys also joined them.
Girls shouted: We want justice.
Boys also shouted: We want just t*its.

[Maximus]

[quote name='summer27' timestamp='1339588712' post='1301960579']
advice for ladies - "Be with the One who will get your Panties wet, not ur eyes."
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[img]http://i1249.photobucket.com/albums/hh517/twinklebt/GIF3/Trivikram-1.gif[/img]totally agreed

[Maximus]

[quote name='summer27' timestamp='1339593347' post='1301960630']
Teacher: Pappu do you think one day technology will replace paper...
Pappu: Maybe, But it will be weird wiping my A*SS with a Blackberry . .
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[Maximus]

[quote name='summer27' timestamp='1339583604' post='1301960500']
With the High Court ruling that GAY S*EX is legal, Please note that "G**ND MAAR DOONGA" is no longer a GAALI, It's an expression of love
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[quote name='summer27' timestamp='1339583703' post='1301960502']
Boy: Do you Know Sperms are Made of Glucose & Sugar.
Girl: Sach?Yeh Baat to Mujhe Pata Nahi thi!
Boy: Chalo Ab Isi Baat Par MUH TO MITHA KAR LO
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[cinderella man]

spammer dhooradu thread loki

[Maximus]

[quote name='cinderella man' timestamp='1339654932' post='1301965852']
spammer dhooradu thread loki
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