Random Jokes/one-Liners..

[cinderella man]

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[summer27]

Advertisement In A Long Island Shop: Guitar, for sale... Cheap... no strings attached.

[summer27]

Ad In Hospital Waiting Room : smoking Helps You Loose Weight... One Lung At A Time!

[summer27]

[color=#333333]Lady Maths teacher:Batao k ek me do dale to kya hota hai?[/color]
[color=#333333]ladki sharmake boli-Madm ye to apki himat hai,hmari to 1 me hi jaan nikal jati hai[/color]

[chicha77]

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[summer27]

You Know Your kids Have Grown Up When: Your Daughter Begins To Put On Lipstick.. Or when your Son starts To wipe It

[summer27]

Off Sign In A Bar : 'Those Of You Who Are Drinking To Forget, Please do Pay In Advance.

[Silver_mani]

vachesava ?

[summer27]

'Sign In Driving School: If Your Wife Wants To Learn To Drive, Don't Stand In Her Way...

[summer27]

Behind Every Great Man, There Is A Surprised Woman.

[summer27]

Getting Caught Is The Mother of Invention.

[summer27]

The Reason Men Lie Is Because Women Ask too Many Questions..

[chinni005]

[summer27]

Sign At A Barber's Saloon In Detroit: We Need Your Heads To Run Our Business !

[chinni005]