Random Jokes/one-Liners..

[summer27]

How do you find a blind man in a nudist colony?
It's not hard

[summer27]

Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.

[summer27]

Impotence: Nature's Way Of Saying "No Hard Feelings".

[summer27]

What's the difference between light and hard?
You can sleep with a light on.

[summer27]

Why is sex like a bridge game?
You don't need a partner if you have a good hand.

[mtkr0]

[summer27]

Many a wife thinks her husband is the world's greatest lover. But she can never catch him at it.

[summer27]

Odiyam - Does your girlfriend scream when she's coming?
Miriyam-Sure she does, I can hear her from the pub...

[summer27]

A boy to a girl - Smile, it's the second best thing you can do with your lips.

[summer27]

Sex is a three-letter word which needs some old-fashioned four-letter words to convey its full meaning

[chummaaaa]

[color=#333333]Who's guilty?[/color]
[color=#333333]A wife,dreaming,shouts[/color]
[color=#333333]''Quick! My husband's[/color]
[color=#333333]back!!'' The man gets out of[/color]
[color=#333333]bed,jumps out of the[/color]
[color=#333333]window,then realises he IS the husband.[/color]

[summer27]

Sex is the only activity where you start at the top and work your way to the bottom, while getting a raise.

[summer27]

What's the speed limit of sex?
68; at 69 you have to turn around

[summer27]

The secret to success is knowing who to blame for your failures.

[summer27]

What did the elephant say to the naked man?
"How do you breathe through that thing?"