summer27 Posted July 4, 2012 Author Report Share Posted July 4, 2012 How do you find a blind man in a nudist colony? It's not hard Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
summer27 Posted July 4, 2012 Author Report Share Posted July 4, 2012 Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
summer27 Posted July 4, 2012 Author Report Share Posted July 4, 2012 Impotence: Nature's Way Of Saying "No Hard Feelings". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
summer27 Posted July 4, 2012 Author Report Share Posted July 4, 2012 What's the difference between light and hard? You can sleep with a light on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
summer27 Posted July 4, 2012 Author Report Share Posted July 4, 2012 Why is sex like a bridge game? You don't need a partner if you have a good hand. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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summer27 Posted July 4, 2012 Author Report Share Posted July 4, 2012 Many a wife thinks her husband is the world's greatest lover. But she can never catch him at it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
summer27 Posted July 4, 2012 Author Report Share Posted July 4, 2012 Odiyam - Does your girlfriend scream when she's coming? Miriyam-Sure she does, I can hear her from the pub... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
summer27 Posted July 4, 2012 Author Report Share Posted July 4, 2012 A boy to a girl - Smile, it's the second best thing you can do with your lips. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
summer27 Posted July 4, 2012 Author Report Share Posted July 4, 2012 Sex is a three-letter word which needs some old-fashioned four-letter words to convey its full meaning Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chummaaaa Posted July 4, 2012 Report Share Posted July 4, 2012 [color=#333333]Who's guilty?[/color] [color=#333333]A wife,dreaming,shouts[/color] [color=#333333]''Quick! My husband's[/color] [color=#333333]back!!'' The man gets out of[/color] [color=#333333]bed,jumps out of the[/color] [color=#333333]window,then realises he IS the husband.[/color] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
summer27 Posted July 4, 2012 Author Report Share Posted July 4, 2012 Sex is the only activity where you start at the top and work your way to the bottom, while getting a raise. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
summer27 Posted July 4, 2012 Author Report Share Posted July 4, 2012 What's the speed limit of sex? 68; at 69 you have to turn around Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
summer27 Posted July 4, 2012 Author Report Share Posted July 4, 2012 The secret to success is knowing who to blame for your failures. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
summer27 Posted July 4, 2012 Author Report Share Posted July 4, 2012 What did the elephant say to the naked man? "How do you breathe through that thing?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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