Random Jokes/one-Liners..

[summer27]

Kids in the back seat cause accidents; accidents in the back seat cause kids.

[ilovekajal]

UNCLE.................

[chummaaaa]

[color=#333333]Q:[/color]
[color=#333333]What is the difference between a woman[/color]
[color=#333333]in church and a woman in a bathtub. . . ?[/color]
[color=#333333]Ans:[/color]
[color=#333333]One has hope in her soul, the other has soap in her hole. . . . [/color]

[summer27]

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UNCLE.................
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hey you..bayataki raa..ekkadikellipoyav inni rojulu....

[ilovekajal]

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hey you..bayataki raa..ekkadikellipoyav inni rojulu....
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ekuuva ravadam ledhu bhayya.......appudappudu ravadam vellipovadam............koncchma work lo unna......hw r u.......................mana IST thadu aslu activega ledhu ee madhaya......

[summer27]

“What’s The Most Important Question To Ask If You Want To Have Safe Sex?” Answer: “What Time Will Your Husband Be Home?“

[summer27]

When I was born, I was given a choice - A big dick or a good memory.. I don't remember what I chose.

[summer27]

A wife is a sex object. Every time you ask for sex, she objects

[summer27]

Panties: Not the best thing on earth, but next to the best thing on earth.

[summer27]

Virginity can be cured.

[summer27]

There are three stages of sex in a man's life: Tri Weekly, Try Weekly, and Try Weakly.

[summer27]

I tried phone sex once, but the holes in the dialer were too small.

[summer27]

A couple just married were happy with the whole thing. He was happy with the Hole and she was happy with the Thing......

[summer27]

Q: What are the three biggest tragedies in a mans life?
A: Life sucks, job sucks, and the wife doesn't.

[summer27]

Q: Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?
A: Breasts don't have eyes.