summer27 Posted July 4, 2012 Author Report Share Posted July 4, 2012 Despite the old saying, 'Don't take your troubles to bed', many men still sleep with their wives!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CHANAKYA Posted July 4, 2012 Report Share Posted July 4, 2012 [quote name='summer27' timestamp='1341419413' post='1302078855'] There are three stages of sex in a man's life: Tri Weekly, Try Weekly, and Try Weakly. [/quote] [quote name='summer27' timestamp='1341419431' post='1302078857'] I tried phone sex once, but the holes in the dialer were too small. [/quote] [quote name='summer27' timestamp='1341419488' post='1302078860'] Q: What are the three biggest tragedies in a mans life? A: Life sucks, job sucks, and the wife doesn't. [/quote] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
summer27 Posted July 5, 2012 Author Report Share Posted July 5, 2012 What advice does the doctor give to sick prostitutes? Stay out of BED for two days. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
summer27 Posted July 5, 2012 Author Report Share Posted July 5, 2012 Kiss- Height of luv Nipple- Peak of luv Boobs- Shape of luv Penis- Length of luv Pussy- Depth of luv Ass- Base of luv Testicles- Weight of luv F*CK- Experience of luv Suck- Taste of luv Masturbation- Substitute of luv Condom- Care of luv Sperm- Cream of luv Marriage- Mistake of luv Pregnancy- Proof of luv Child- Outcome of luv Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
summer27 Posted July 5, 2012 Author Report Share Posted July 5, 2012 Mary went to the doctor complaining of body odor. "Do you wash?" the doc asked the rank young girl. "Oh, yes," Mary answered. "Each morning, I start at my head and wash down as far as possible. Then I start at my feet and wash up as far up as possible." "Well," the doc concluded, "go home and wash possible. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
summer27 Posted July 5, 2012 Author Report Share Posted July 5, 2012 The sexy secretary walked into her boss's office & said, "I'm afraid I've got some bad news for you" "Why do you always have to give me bad news?" he complained. "Tell me some good news for once." "Alright, here's some good news," said the secretary. "You aren't sterile....." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Avataar Posted July 5, 2012 Report Share Posted July 5, 2012 RFLOL.... .. @ heights of love n outcome of love =)) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
summer27 Posted July 5, 2012 Author Report Share Posted July 5, 2012 A loud scream comes from the bedroom and the husband runs in. He sees a guy leaping out of the window. Wie yells: That guy just screwed me twice! Husband: Twice? Why didn't you in after he screwed you once? Wife: Because I thought it was you, until he started the second time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
summer27 Posted July 5, 2012 Author Report Share Posted July 5, 2012 My wife says my sex drive has taken up walking Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
summer27 Posted July 5, 2012 Author Report Share Posted July 5, 2012 "It's just too hot to wear clothes today," said Jack as he stepped out of the shower. "Honey," he continued, "what would then neighbors think if I mowed the lawn like this?" His wife thought for a moment, then replied, "That I married you for your money." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
summer27 Posted July 5, 2012 Author Report Share Posted July 5, 2012 A delicate young man walked into an army recruiting office. After answering numerous questions, he was finally asked if he was a homosexual. The guy admitted that he was. Recruiter: Gay, huh? Do you think you could kill a man? "My, yes," the man giggled, "but it would take days & days" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
summer27 Posted July 5, 2012 Author Report Share Posted July 5, 2012 The Blue Whale ejaculates over 40 gallons of Sperm when Mating. Only 10% enters the female. And you always wondered why the sea tasted Salty?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
summer27 Posted July 5, 2012 Author Report Share Posted July 5, 2012 Tension is when wife is pregnant! Terror: When girlfriend is pregnant! Horror: When both r pregnant! Tragedy: When U r Not responsible 4 both! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
summer27 Posted July 5, 2012 Author Report Share Posted July 5, 2012 Failure is not when ur girlfriend leaves you... Its only when u leave her a virgin! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chummaaaa Posted July 5, 2012 Report Share Posted July 5, 2012 [b] An Army Guy Got Married..... On 1st Night he realizes tht his Wife Haveing periods..... He telegrams to Head Office.....Red alert on front Extend Leave.....Reply From Head Office.....Attack from back & report.....[/b] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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