Random Jokes/one-Liners..

[summer27]

Despite the old saying, 'Don't take your troubles to bed', many men still sleep with their wives!!

[CHANAKYA]

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There are three stages of sex in a man's life: Tri Weekly, Try Weekly, and Try Weakly.
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I tried phone sex once, but the holes in the dialer were too small.
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Q: What are the three biggest tragedies in a mans life?
A: Life sucks, job sucks, and the wife doesn't.
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[summer27]

What advice does the doctor give to sick prostitutes?
Stay out of BED for two days.

[summer27]

Kiss- Height of luv
Nipple- Peak of luv
Boobs- Shape of luv
Penis- Length of luv
Pussy- Depth of luv
Ass- Base of luv
Testicles- Weight of luv
F*CK- Experience of luv
Suck- Taste of luv
Masturbation- Substitute of luv
Condom- Care of luv
Sperm- Cream of luv
Marriage- Mistake of luv
Pregnancy- Proof of luv
Child- Outcome of luv

[summer27]

Mary went to the doctor complaining of body odor.
"Do you wash?" the doc asked the rank young girl.
"Oh, yes," Mary answered. "Each morning, I start at my head and wash down as far as possible. Then I start at my feet and wash up as far up as possible."
"Well," the doc concluded, "go home and wash possible.

[summer27]

The sexy secretary walked into her boss's office & said, "I'm afraid I've got some bad news for you"
"Why do you always have to give me bad news?" he complained. "Tell me some good news for once."
"Alright, here's some good news," said the secretary. "You aren't sterile....."

[Avataar]

RFLOL.... ..

@ heights of love n outcome of love =))

[summer27]

A loud scream comes from the bedroom and the husband runs in. He sees a guy leaping out of the window.
Wie yells: That guy just screwed me twice!
Husband: Twice? Why didn't you in after he screwed you once?
Wife: Because I thought it was you, until he started the second time.

[summer27]

My wife says my sex drive has taken up walking

[summer27]

"It's just too hot to wear clothes today," said Jack as he stepped out of the shower.
"Honey," he continued, "what would then neighbors think if I mowed the lawn like this?"
His wife thought for a moment, then replied, "That I married you for your money."

[summer27]

A delicate young man walked into an army recruiting office. After answering numerous questions, he was finally asked if he was a homosexual. The guy admitted that he was.
Recruiter: Gay, huh? Do you think you could kill a man?
"My, yes," the man giggled, "but it would take days & days"

[summer27]

The Blue Whale ejaculates over 40 gallons of Sperm when Mating. Only 10% enters the female. And you always wondered why the sea tasted Salty?!

[summer27]

Tension is when wife is pregnant!
Terror: When girlfriend is pregnant!
Horror: When both r pregnant!
Tragedy: When U r Not responsible 4 both!

[summer27]

Failure is not when ur girlfriend leaves you... Its only when u leave her a virgin!

[chummaaaa]

[b] An Army Guy Got Married..... On 1st Night he realizes tht his Wife Haveing periods..... He telegrams to Head Office.....Red alert on front Extend Leave.....Reply From Head Office.....Attack from back & report.....[/b]