ManOnFire Posted July 6, 2012 Report Share Posted July 6, 2012 [quote name='summer27' timestamp='1341575681' post='1302088170'] “It’s time for the human race to enter the solar system.” - Governor George W. Bush [/quote] nijamgana Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ManOnFire Posted July 6, 2012 Report Share Posted July 6, 2012 [quote name='summer27' timestamp='1341576228' post='1302088185'] Question: What is the true definition of Globalization? Answer: Princess Diana’s death. Question: How come? Answer: An English princess with an Egyptian boyfriend crashes in a French tunnel, driving a German car with a Dutch engine, driven by a Belgian who was drunk on Scottish whisky, followed closely by Italian Paparazzi, on Japanese motorcycles, treated by an American doctor, using Brazilian medicines. This message is sent to you using Bill Gates’s technology, and you’re probably reading this on your computer, that use Chinese chips, and a Korean monitor, assembled by Bangladeshi workers in a Singapore plant, transported by Pakistani lorry-drivers, hijacked by Indonesians, unloaded by Sicilian longshoremen, and trucked to you by Mexican illegal….. That, my friend, is Globalization! [/quote] Excellent marvelous tremendous hilarious .... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
summer27 Posted July 6, 2012 Author Report Share Posted July 6, 2012 ARAB MAN An arab was being interviewed at a US checkpoint. ‘Your name pls.’? “Abdul Aziz ” “Sex? ” “Six times a week!! ” “No, no, I mean male or female! ” “Doesn’t matters, sometimes even camel !” Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
summer27 Posted July 6, 2012 Author Report Share Posted July 6, 2012 What makes a happy man? Daughter on the cover of cosmo. Son on the cover of sports illustrated. Mistress on the cover of playboy and .. Wife on the cover of “missing persons” Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
summer27 Posted July 6, 2012 Author Report Share Posted July 6, 2012 Why was the 2-piece swimsuit invented? To separate the HAIRY section from the DAIRY section. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
summer27 Posted July 6, 2012 Author Report Share Posted July 6, 2012 Old lady, 85, a virgin, about to die. wanted her tombstone to read : BORN A VIRGIN, LIVED A VIRGIN, DIED A VIRGIN. The engraver shortened it to: ” RETURNED UNOPENED ” Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
summer27 Posted July 6, 2012 Author Report Share Posted July 6, 2012 75 yr old man got married to a 15 yr girl. On their first night both were crying - why??? Coz she didn’t know anything, and he had forgotten everything Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
summer27 Posted July 6, 2012 Author Report Share Posted July 6, 2012 Women asked man who is traveling with six children, all these kids are yours??? No, I work in a condom factory & these are customer complaints . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
summer27 Posted July 6, 2012 Author Report Share Posted July 6, 2012 Sons asks difference between confidence and confidential. Dad says, you are my son, I’m confident. Your friend is also my son, that’s confidential! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
summer27 Posted July 6, 2012 Author Report Share Posted July 6, 2012 Vajpayee and Bush are sitting in a bar. A guy walks in and asks the barman, 'Isn't that Bush and Vajpayee?' The barman says 'Yep, that's them.' So the guy walks over and says, 'Hello, what are you guys doing?' Bush says, 'We're planning world war 3' The guy says, 'Really? What's going to happen?' And Vajpayee says, 'Well, we're going to kill 14 million Pakistanis and one bicycle repairman.' And the guy exclaimed, 'A bicycle repairman?!!!' Vajpayee turns to Bush and says, 'See, I told you no-one would worry aboutthe 14 million Pakistanis!' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
summer27 Posted July 6, 2012 Author Report Share Posted July 6, 2012 The prime Minister of China called President Bush to console him after the attack on the Pentagon: 'I'm to hear about the attack. It is a very big tragedy. But in case you are missing any documents from the Pentagon, we have copies of everything.' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
summer27 Posted July 6, 2012 Author Report Share Posted July 6, 2012 Research shows men are fatter than women because every-night men get fresh milk & 2 papayas women only get 1 banana, 2 peanuts & 1 tea-spoon of starch! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maximus Posted July 6, 2012 Report Share Posted July 6, 2012 [quote name='summer27' timestamp='1341591063' post='1302089566'] Research shows men are fatter than women because every-night men get fresh milk & 2 papayas women only get 1 banana, 2 peanuts & 1 tea-spoon of starch! [/quote] [img]https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-vdoA0vAor6A/THkWGn3_L8I/AAAAAAAADw4/p3tKMd4OIks/s112/Bemmiii%2520%252887%2529.gif[/img] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maximus Posted July 6, 2012 Report Share Posted July 6, 2012 [quote name='summer27' timestamp='1341580018' post='1302088331'] ARAB MAN An arab was being interviewed at a US checkpoint. ‘Your name pls.’? “Abdul Aziz ” “Sex? ” “Six times a week!! ” “No, no, I mean male or female! ” “Doesn’t matters, sometimes even camel !” [/quote] an arab man at the airport: name? Abdul al-Rhazib sex? Three to five times a day. No, no...I mean male or female? Male,female,sometimes camel. Holy cow! Yes cow,sheep,animals in general. But isnt that hostile? Horse style,doggy style,any style. Oh dear! No, no! Deer run too fast... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
summer27 Posted July 6, 2012 Author Report Share Posted July 6, 2012 What is a BEST and WORST news you can hear at the SAME time ? It is when your Girl Friend says "YOU are the BEST AT S*EX among all your Friends. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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